Forstered 

Named after the surname of a good friend's dad who got completely obliterated on his birthday drinking scotch whisky. So wrecked in fact he doesn't drink it anymore! Not only was his balance shit, he couldn't negotiate the stairs and general walking, he had the longest hangover known to any man(so he said).

Gracefully carried on my his son(my friend who is a curry expert of the highest proportions and a petrol head. The son is impartial to the occasional half(social piss head), zombie slaughtering and general madness in the online game of GTA.

"I was out last night and got completely Forstered".

"I wasn't Forstered but I getting there".

"I was Forstered but that curry saved me from a serious Forstering".

Forstered by Airport Lad July 21, 2019

forstered 

when you splooge all over a girls face, knock her out, bleach her hair, cut it, and place her on a bike. Upon awakening it will appear that she looks like Harvey Forster

Person 1: Bro I got forstered the other day and I was left on a bike in the middle of nowhere. now I look like pitbull
Person 2: what the fuck, pitbulls bald and has a goatee you have bleached short hair
Person 1: Nah trust I look like pitbull
Person 2: No the fuck you don't pitbull is bald
Person 1: Oh shit nvm i was thinking of brad pitt
Person 2: what the fuck how did you confuse brad pit and pitbull
Pitbull: dale

forstered by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 5, 2023

Love flustered 

A term for when you act stupid, flustered, go blank, or most when your IQ dips into single digits due to infatuation.

A good example of this phenomenon is when you meet a good looking girl and all you can say is " hum erm guh duh"

" hum erm guh duh" was all that love flustered greg could get out when he met melody

Love flustered by Theamazinggeek April 9, 2019

Amy Forster 

That one girl who is so beautiful, amazing and pretty that every guy in a 3 mile radius sees her radiance and looks at her in complete awe. She's extremely kind and always tries to help others. She's the type of person to have her favourite colour as Blue and try help everyone she can. She's also really shy and introverted but everyone loves her. She's truely the most amazing girl you could ever meet. Although she comes across as really nice she also tends to go for the stupid boys because she knows that they're better than everyone else. She's also that type of girl to be super smart at literally everything and everyone wishes they could be as smart as her but they all know they could never be as smart as her. She has a really good sense of humor and she laughs a lot, her laugh sounds like a kettle but everyone loves it.

Ugh.. I wish I knew an AMY FORSTER
My girlfriend is an AMY FORSTER
AMY FORSTER!!!

Amy Forster by NotAmyForster February 13, 2022

Flustered 

Shocked and embarrassed, or shy

“My crush literally just came up to me and gave me a hug…I was so flustered I almost screamed”

“Yea when he kissed me my heart started beating so fast and I couldn’t stop blushing, I think I was flustered.”

Flustered by Saddbitch.org February 4, 2022

Flustered 

Embarrassed or blushing

“The girl was flustered after what her boyfriend said to her”

Flustered by Mcdaddydoo November 27, 2021

Forstering About 

Extreme procrastination when a social appointment is looming, a process that often results in Mortlocking it.

The party was at 9pm, but I was Forstering about with Facebook and finally got in the shower at 8.55.

Simon had been Forstering about and home with some quackish treatments for McDonaldism and, by the time he actually got to the docks, all the best sailors had been taken. As such, he ended up having to go home with Vladimir One-Bollock, who also has syphilis. That'll teach him.

Forstering About by Lancaster's Second Finest June 6, 2015