Definitions by MichaelJacksonAssCancer

forstered 

when you splooge all over a girls face, knock her out, bleach her hair, cut it, and place her on a bike. Upon awakening it will appear that she looks like Harvey Forster

Person 1: Bro I got forstered the other day and I was left on a bike in the middle of nowhere. now I look like pitbull
Person 2: what the fuck, pitbulls bald and has a goatee you have bleached short hair
Person 1: Nah trust I look like pitbull
Person 2: No the fuck you don't pitbull is bald
Person 1: Oh shit nvm i was thinking of brad pitt
Person 2: what the fuck how did you confuse brad pit and pitbull
Pitbull: dale

forstered by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 5, 2023

tammie vakis 

When you get inordinately pissed off during a game of gun game in MW2 after being set back to the rocket launcher

Person 1: yo whys alex screaming in the vc

Person 2: bro hes back on the rocket launcher, he's pulling a tammie vakis

tammie vakis by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 4, 2023

sullying 

acting oblivious when a teacher or boss observes you playing games or watching videos instead of doing work

Teacher: let's see your work lachlan
Lachlan: wheres the video??? I can't find it. It was here just a minute ago. Where the video????
Teacher: Stop fucking sullying and get on with your work

sullying by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 3, 2023

corbo 

A sex move that involves roofieing a chick and shaving her head bald

Person 1: yo what happened to Julia, does she have cancer?
Person 2: Nah bro nam corboed her

corbo by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 3, 2023

namnam

An asian male or female who exclusively goes for white girls and other non-ethnic women.

Person 1: Yo harry, (ASIAN NAME) is totally going for your cousin

Person 2: ikr, he's such a namnam

namnam by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 3, 2023

chunkymungus 

The spots of semen found on the floors of school bathrooms, commonly found in front of the toilet

Person: Man I gotta go to the bathroom
Person 2: there's one right there
Person: nah bro there's chunkymungus all over the floor in there

chunkymungus by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 3, 2023

Conturner 

derogatory term for Mexicans, commonly used by North Canadians

Skoden: yo you see that conturner that moved in next door
Stoodis: yeah hes always drinking tequila on his front porch

Conturner by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 3, 2023