Skoden: yo you see that conturner that moved in next door
Stoodis: yeah hes always drinking tequila on his front porch
Stoodis: yeah hes always drinking tequila on his front porch
by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 03, 2023
acting oblivious when a teacher or boss observes you playing games or watching videos instead of doing work
Teacher: let's see your work lachlan
Lachlan: wheres the video??? I can't find it. It was here just a minute ago. Where the video????
Teacher: Stop fucking sullying and get on with your work
Lachlan: wheres the video??? I can't find it. It was here just a minute ago. Where the video????
Teacher: Stop fucking sullying and get on with your work
by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 03, 2023
A Hodgett is when you electrocute someone while having sex so that their hair becomes thick and puffy, akin to an afro
by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 03, 2023
When you get inordinately pissed off during a game of gun game in MW2 after being set back to the rocket launcher
Person 1: yo whys alex screaming in the vc
Person 2: bro hes back on the rocket launcher, he's pulling a tammie vakis
Person 2: bro hes back on the rocket launcher, he's pulling a tammie vakis
by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 04, 2023
when you splooge all over a girls face, knock her out, bleach her hair, cut it, and place her on a bike. Upon awakening it will appear that she looks like Harvey Forster
Person 1: Bro I got forstered the other day and I was left on a bike in the middle of nowhere. now I look like pitbull
Person 2: what the fuck, pitbulls bald and has a goatee you have bleached short hair
Person 1: Nah trust I look like pitbull
Person 2: No the fuck you don't pitbull is bald
Person 1: Oh shit nvm i was thinking of brad pitt
Person 2: what the fuck how did you confuse brad pit and pitbull
Pitbull: dale
Person 2: what the fuck, pitbulls bald and has a goatee you have bleached short hair
Person 1: Nah trust I look like pitbull
Person 2: No the fuck you don't pitbull is bald
Person 1: Oh shit nvm i was thinking of brad pitt
Person 2: what the fuck how did you confuse brad pit and pitbull
Pitbull: dale
by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 05, 2023
Person: Man I gotta go to the bathroom
Person 2: there's one right there
Person: nah bro there's chunkymungus all over the floor in there
Person 2: there's one right there
Person: nah bro there's chunkymungus all over the floor in there
by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 03, 2023
by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 03, 2023