ferniculation

The act of ferniculating, can refer either to the vertical movement up and down a slope or mountain, or to any sexually related verb.

M: Dude, did you just see that hot girl!

S: Yes! I think i'm feeling some ferniculation coming on!

ferniculation by yacks March 6, 2011

fornipulation 

Fornipulation means to formulate a strategy to manipulate another person into fornication, usually done by a married person pretending to be single.

The married playboy was strategizing fornipulation with the new hire, so when he asked her on a date he told her he was single.

fornipulation by pitstopdeodorant,theracersedge December 26, 2013

farticulation 

The act of coherent verbal expression when the content of said expression is in fact reducible to a nonverbal expression of equal length, such as that issuing on occasion from between the fleshy cheeks of the buttock.

While I find the Senator's farticulation of the importance of morality in education to be surprisingly convincing, I suspect that an actual release of colonic winds would have been even more resonant and melodious.

farticulation by Magnus Floobertson February 5, 2008

Farticulation 

The act of emulating phonetic sounds using flatulence.

Jared can fart the alphabet up to the letter "J." He has excellent farticulation.

Farticulation by RiverWord March 7, 2008