formmer 

The art of taking a ford suv and trying to make it look like a hummer by changing out body parts such as doors, hoods, tires, fenders, and/or the front end.

How stupid does that formmer look?

formmer by THETRUTHBTOLD January 27, 2010

Formerly 

Chuck's

Sneed's Feed & Seed, formerly Chuck's

Formerly by Rachel T. Ranny July 14, 2021

Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon 

The owl shown in the Tom Scott video called "How Weird Is My Audience? I Polled 15,408 People To Find Out

Person 1: Is that Clovenhorn, Destroyer of Mars?
Person 2: No! It's Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon! (*tom dying of laughter in the corner*)

Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon by .mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq098 December 28, 2020

The protester formerly known as Sir James and now just as James 

The idea that you must fight corruption (and probably) toasters in any capacity you have, particularly when they occur in government. The calling card of those opposing the toaster revolution, a cause that some say isn't really about kitchen appliances but about hostile governments, evil walrii and vikings under Norway battling for world domination.
The evil walrii, said to already have subversively conquered most of North america, and if they wanted to, Mexico, are secretly infamous for installing fake robot governments and hiding the truth about Canada.
Violent uprisings widely and inaccurately publicized as "elections" or "world summits" demonstrate the public's growing concern at the threat the walrii pose to both humanity and the eyes (they are hideous).
It has been claimed that the protester formerly known as Sir James and now just as James, is a real man, and the leader of the opposition to the toaster revolution, there is much debate on the issue and "what it all means".
Of those that believe he exists some say he is a gentleman and a scholar, others denounce him as merely being drunk.
No one knows where he was born, his age, or his favorite color. Even under torture this information would not be revealed by he or his "associates", or randomly selected members of the public. The mystery remains.
Man, idea or nonsense the name is central in the "toaster revolution" as a symbol against corruption, deceit and all things evil in government and kitchenware stores.

"The protester formerly known as Sir James and now just as James"
"ZZZZZ"
"Not again!"

"These toaster lover sure are lazy!"

"It's just too long!"

"What is?"

"The name. I mean the protester formerly known as SI- Dammit Frank!"

"ZZZ-What?!"

"Never mind let's just take over this joint."

"Right"

"OK. In the name of the for-"

"ZZZZZ"

"God dammit!"

The protester formerly known as Sir James and now just as James by Not afraid of the truth September 9, 2011

father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate 

Someone whom you have no relation to in genealogy. A joke in the movie Spaceballs

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)

father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate by psofrn November 8, 2012

MSP Forumer 

An edgy, insensitive teen or tween with massive angst. You'll see them on popular social-game website MovieStarPlanet, mostly residing towards the forums. MSP Forumers have a twisted, demented sense of humour. They think assault, mental disorders and deaths are funny.

You'll often see the MSP Forumer bullying or making fun of someone on the forums. (They think bullying makes them cool.) If they're not bullying someone then they're making stupid edgy jokes with their Forumer friends.

Someone: Hi! <3 I hope you have a nice day. -- on the forums.
MSP FORUMER: abc
MSP FORUMER 2: shut up
MSP FORUMER 3: lol shut up high scorer.
MSP FORUMER 4: we really don't care.
MSP FORUMER 5: (some stupid crude joke)

MSP Forumer by Lunarix August 12, 2019

former guy 

A synonym for the 45th president of the United States, used when you don’t want to say his name. Made famous by Joe Biden in a CNN Town Hall

oh wow, look at the former guy losing his sanity over in florida

former guy by jchamp7 March 1, 2021