Definitions by jchamp7

former guy 

A synonym for the 45th president of the United States, used when you don’t want to say his name. Made famous by Joe Biden in a CNN Town Hall

oh wow, look at the former guy losing his sanity over in florida

former guy by jchamp7 March 1, 2021

Joe Biden

The current president-elect and soon to be 46th President of the United States of America. He will be sworn in to succeed Donald Trump in January 2021 along with Kamala Harris, the current Vice President-elect and soon to be 49th Vice President.

Joe Biden and Kamala Harris will be sworn in on January 20th 2021

Joe Biden by jchamp7 November 8, 2020

The struts 

A really really good rock band hailing from Derby, England. Opened for many big names such as the foo fighters and The Who. Have suck hits as “Could Have Been Me” “Kiss This” and “Body Talks.” Perhaps the band that will carry on the legacy of rock n roll for a new generation.

Person 1: hey dude did you see the struts gig last night?
Person 2: hell yea! It was awesome

The struts by jchamp7 April 2, 2020

gardner minshew 

A quarterback for the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Presumably the best there is. Ever.

Has a very nice mustache

person 1: hey did you see the jaguars in TNF last night? Gardner Minshew went off.

person 2: yeah bro it’s all in the stache

gardner minshew by jchamp7 October 4, 2019

Alexander Hamilton 

Some significant founding father that was turned into a musical by chance.

Lin Manuel Miranda: I read this book on Alexander Hamilton, I should turn it into a broadway show!

Alexander Hamilton by jchamp7 November 8, 2018

Mean girls 

I really don’t get why people are so in love and obsessed with it. (Get it cause...ok you get it)

Regina from mean girls: ...why are you so obsessed with me?

Mean girls by jchamp7 September 22, 2018

Chips 

Possibly the greatest snack ever invented

Man I love me some potato chips! They’re awesome!

Chips by jchamp7 June 17, 2018