foregas

The farts you have just before you have to poop. Most commonly known for their rich odor until your turtle head starts.

"Bummer, that shart could have been prevented if I would have realized my last fart was the foregas."

by Dr Drew, PhD February 9, 2022

what's the forecast

a cool way to say "what's up?"

if you say this, people will KNOW that you're sick as fuck
it just really boosts your coolness so why not say it

appropriate responses include

"nothing much dude what about you"
"i'm cool, just chillin"

me: yo what's the forecast
andy: it's kinda cold today bruv
me: noo dude what's the forecast !! it's like what's up but way cooler
andy: oh fuck you're so right.. damn i'm gonna start saying that

by steviejones420 March 1, 2019

Forkgasm

Eating a food so delicious that your mouth orgasms. Made more intense by the cook being totally hot.

My new boyfriend is a chef and I get a forkgasm every time he makes bbq ribs.

by Kwck'er February 16, 2012

foregasm

when you let loose the juice during fore play.

oH SHIT, billy foregasmed all over my new sweater!

by Lavagasm 2000 Moon Unit December 17, 2006

forgasi

A fake, cheat, liar.(for-gay-zi)

That forgasi is fronting, he's nothing special.

by Dan 1234 October 23, 2007

Alabama Weather Forecast

What Donald Trump predicts for the weather of Alabama. He knows better than the weather man!

The National Weather Service says no hurricane but the Alabama Weather Forecast says hurricane -- so we better prepare for a Hurricane!

by HoaglandTony September 10, 2019

forgasm

A fake orgasm, usually brought about by a long period of indifferent pounding and a desperate desire to sleep/eat/clean/do something else.

"oooooooooooooMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOMGOMGOMGYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIMCUMMIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
Please watch the restaurant scene in When Harry Met Sally. Alternatively, link to my cam most weekends.

by w00fdawg September 1, 2005