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forealsies

An acceptable means to express just how real or how serious a situation is.
London: "I just ran over Bryce's girlfriend with my car."
Kim: "Forealsies?"
forealsies by kimdon March 23, 2009
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Foresshian 

When a Russian man catches feelings for a female dog.
That man is a Foresshian for sure.

I was walking around today, and saw a random Foresshian in the streets!
A stand alone phrase indicating disbelief or expressing a need to have any declarative statement validated. The only answer to "foreals" *is* "foreals".
i.e. "I'm leavin' his ass, girl."
"Foreals?"
"Fo-reals, girl."

or

"Shit, dog. She left me."
"Foreals?"
"Foreals, dog."
foreals by Chelsta January 28, 2004
A term used for how big an ass is
“Hey you see how big of an ass my girls got”
“Yeah she got that fortass!”
Fortass by YxngJhit January 29, 2021
Everyone has a shitty day once in a while. Fireass is when your ass gets irritated by sweat activating the fecal matter left behind from a sub par wipe after shitting.
More common on hot summer days, fireass takes several hours to develope, and has different levels depending on the intensity of discomfort experienced.
" Oh man, I took a shit this morning, and I've been sweating like a pig... this FIREASS is killing me. I got level three FIREASS. I'm gonna go sit in a snowbank. "
fireass by Marc O-C January 27, 2006

forearse 

I went to go down on her, but her forearse was like a bomb site
forearse by ADutchCapo November 24, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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