A way to describe females that have perfect to extraordinary amounts of booty. They are those special creatures that have a nice rounded (sometimes plumply firm, yet never sloppy) jiggle-booty that looks great in jeans and short-shorts. These women never, and can't ever suffer from, or experience the effects of, noassitol syndrome.
A woman that possesses features opposite that of a longback.
Kyle: Uhoh...here comes Jasmine..
Rick: Oh snap....
*they both smile in front of her, then stare her down intently after she passes by*
Kyle: Whew....did you see that ass in them jeans????
Rick: Good lord...she had cakes for days--im in love.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."