A way to describe females that have perfect to extraordinary amounts of booty. They are those special creatures that have a nice rounded (sometimes plumply firm, yet never sloppy) jiggle-booty that looks great in jeans and short-shorts. These women never, and can't ever suffer from, or experience the effects of, noassitol syndrome.

A woman that possesses features opposite that of a longback.
Kyle: Uhoh...here comes Jasmine..
Rick: Oh snap....
*they both smile in front of her, then stare her down intently after she passes by*
Kyle: Whew....did you see that ass in them jeans????
Rick: Good lord...she had cakes for days--im in love.
by Anubikai June 1, 2006
A guy or a girl who got a big ass shit clap everytime they walk.
Hey man that dude got cake for days . I'd smash that guy anyday.
by Bartholomew June 7, 2017
when a redditor has a cake symbol next to their username, it is your honor to wish them a โ€œhappy cake dayโ€ bc it is their reddit birthday. aka anniversary of the creation of their reddit account.
AMAL44269<cake symbol>: this is a repost. youโ€™re dumb

<comment reply to amal44269>
BOOTYHAVER420: Cake me the FUCK up ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽˆ happy cake day hAppy CaKe DaY ๐ŸŽ‚ thats ๐Ÿฐ some happy๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚ cAKEdaY right๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚ there๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚ right๐Ÿฐ there ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ if i do ฦฝaาฏ so my self ๐ŸŽ i say so ๐ŸŽ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต— แต—สฐแต‰สณแต‰) mMMMMแŽทะœ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚ ะO0ะžเฌ OOOOOะžเฌ เฌ Ooooแต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚ Happy cake day.
by idtst November 7, 2018
The name of the day your username was born (on Reddit.com).

A great day of celebration, which typically requires a post.

Usernames celebrating their cake day will have a cake icon next to their username.
Today is my cake day, and my actual birthday is a week from now and Thanksgiving is Thursday, thus making this an awesome week. Reddit, I want to know, what was your best week ever? on Nov 22 from lawngnomeking
by Kaidra November 26, 2011
The day marking the anniversary of Marie Antoinette's death by guillotine on October 16, 1793. It is celebrated by the making and consumption of large, elaborate, and ostentatious cakes that are shared with all, especially peasants.
Hey everyone, it's Oct. 16th, come have some of this fabulous cake that I made to celebrate Cake Day!
by T. Flame October 16, 2013
A euphoric day in which pleasure comes from circumstances in which one is driven by desire, as one might be driven to eat the irresistible sugar in a cake.
A first kiss would make a normal day into a cake day.
by jessvancar November 20, 2009
When you and all your mates rock over to someoneโ€™s house and make a big fuck off cake with half an ounce of weed in it.
chime for cake day at ali's
by Alex June 25, 2004