for these 

Testicles - most commonly used as an answer to the question "for what?"

person #1: Hi - can you tell me where I can get the tickets?
person #2: Tickets for what?
person #1: FOR THESE!!! (said as person points to their groin and then runs away quickly)

for these by moogmatt November 11, 2003

shit you get for crap these days

Expression of resignation to the profound suckness of life.

Dad got canned the day before his pension would've kicked in. I tell ya, the shit you get for crap these days.

shit you get for crap these days by Scorite June 17, 2006

these aren't the droids you're looking for 

A sarcastic phrase used to inform someone they are pursuing the wrong course of thought/action or barking up the wrong tree.

Comes from Obi-Wan Kenobi's use of an old Jedi mind trick on Stormtroopers in Star Wars Episode IV in order to help them avoid Imperial entanglements.

Homeboy: "Man, why can't I get in da club tonight, yo?!"

Bouncer: "Holmes, these aren't the droids you're looking for wit'cha pants on da ground. You gon' have to hang elsewhere tonight with that attire."

these aren't the droids you're looking for by dookeyboy January 21, 2011

these aren't the droids you're looking for 

response given when someone is obvioulsy confused or completely 180 degrees from accepted fact/reality; can also be used to keep one's ego in check

Jim: Dude, that hot chick walking over here is checking me out hard!
Steve: Um, these aren't the droids you're looking for. That's my girlfriend, dude. She just came to drop off my car keys. Move along!

these aren't the droids you're looking for by sjm1 July 10, 2010

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Rules for thee and not for me

A phrase use to denote that a person is trying to make others follow rules without having to follow them themselves.

Jane apparently has a rules for thee and not for me type of logic regarding her staff fucking the retards in her group home because she's trying to bully me into following the rules why simultaneously protect Kendra from having to follow them. Kendra complains about me not doing my job but she's fucking the retard and only works if I leave it all my work for the child murderer. Rules for thee and not for me I guess.

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