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shit you get for crap these days
Dad got canned the day before his pension would've kicked in. I tell ya, the shit you get for crap these days.
shit you get for crap these days by Scorite June 17, 2006
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for these • shit you get for crap these days • these aren't the droids you're looking for • <.0.3.4.3.0.>All THesE niggas ANd niggers Are That Bitch ANd mitch COnundrum SHit For Felu<.0.3.4.3.0.> • <I, <She Gets To These Nuts Like The sunflower Deed <A Plantain's Lanced Vagina For Buying A Cellphone To Solely Pick Up Women>, I> • the search for proto • Garfield: The Search For Pooky • the second worst thing happening for you today • for reals? • for fuck's sake
these aren't the droids you're looking for
A sarcastic phrase used to inform someone they are pursuing the wrong course of thought/action or barking up the wrong tree.
Comes from Obi-Wan Kenobi's use of an old Jedi mind trick on Stormtroopers in Star Wars Episode IV in order to help them avoid Imperial entanglements.
Comes from Obi-Wan Kenobi's use of an old Jedi mind trick on Stormtroopers in Star Wars Episode IV in order to help them avoid Imperial entanglements.
Homeboy: "Man, why can't I get in da club tonight, yo?!"
Bouncer: "Holmes, these aren't the droids you're looking for wit'cha pants on da ground. You gon' have to hang elsewhere tonight with that attire."
Bouncer: "Holmes, these aren't the droids you're looking for wit'cha pants on da ground. You gon' have to hang elsewhere tonight with that attire."
these aren't the droids you're looking for by dookeyboy January 21, 2011
these aren't the droids you're looking for
response given when someone is obvioulsy confused or completely 180 degrees from accepted fact/reality; can also be used to keep one's ego in check
Jim: Dude, that hot chick walking over here is checking me out hard!
Steve: Um, these aren't the droids you're looking for. That's my girlfriend, dude. She just came to drop off my car keys. Move along!
Steve: Um, these aren't the droids you're looking for. That's my girlfriend, dude. She just came to drop off my car keys. Move along!
these aren't the droids you're looking for by sjm1 July 10, 2010
<.0.3.4.3.0.>All THesE niggas ANd niggers Are That Bitch ANd mitch COnundrum SHit For Felu<.0.3.4.3.0.>
<.0.3.4.3.0.>All THesE niggas ANd niggers Are That Bitch ANd mitch COnundrum SHit For Felu<.0.3.4.3.0.>
<I, <She Gets To These Nuts Like The sunflower Deed <A Plantain's Lanced Vagina For Buying A Cellphone To Solely Pick Up Women>, I>
<I, <She Gets To These Nuts Like The sunflower Deed <A Plantain's Lanced Vagina For Buying A Cellphone To Solely Pick Up Women>, I>
<I, <She Gets To These Nuts Like The sunflower Deed <A Plantain's Lanced Vagina For Buying A Cellphone To Solely Pick Up Women>, I>
Rules for thee and not for me
A phrase use to denote that a person is trying to make others follow rules without having to follow them themselves.
Jane apparently has a rules for thee and not for me type of logic regarding her staff fucking the retards in her group home because she's trying to bully me into following the rules why simultaneously protect Kendra from having to follow them. Kendra complains about me not doing my job but she's fucking the retard and only works if I leave it all my work for the child murderer. Rules for thee and not for me I guess.
Rules for thee and not for me by Hym Iam December 3, 2020
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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