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THE SEXIEST HOTTEST AND CUTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD SHE MAKES THE BEST CHICKEN AND KNOWS HOW TO IRON SHIRTS A WIFEY MATERIAL SUMMED UP IN ONE SHED DO ANYTHING FOR YOU AND IS A STRONG ASS MOTHERFUCKER SHE HAS THE BEST EYEBROWS AND KNOWS HOW TO FLEEK A HOE
Wow that girl over there is so hot.
- i know she's a shirly
shirly by jaysten April 15, 2019
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I fell in love with shirly; she’s so princess-like and pretty. and she’s jewish. what a babe.
shirly by RainInRome December 10, 2018
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the most loving and big hearted person you'll ever meet she also happens to be the cutest and will steal your heart WITH NO DOUBT. SHES SO INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL AND YOU CAN NEVER QUESTION HER EYEBROWS BECAUSE THEYRE ALWAYS PERFECT SHARP AND PRECISE. sometimes she has doubts in herself but only because she uses her big brain to over think about everything and theres no need for her to do that because she knows its gonna all work out in the end. she is very loved by everyone and she also really loves dunkin donuts. specifically coffee
I hate annoying selfish people.
Then you need to go find yourself a Shirly.
Shirly by jaysten February 13, 2020

Wacky Shirly 

When a girl is getting licked out by a guy but while she's sat on his face he is in able to see that she is taking a photo of his dick uploading it to twitter and reading her tweets
Girl 1 - 'OMG last night I did the wacky shirly with some random guy and got like twelve new followers on twitter'
Girl 2 - ' I'm so going to have to do that to my boyfriend I need the followers'
Wacky Shirly by Cremedelacream January 16, 2016

wacky shirly 

When a girl lets a guy lick her pussy but while she's sitting on his face she takes a photo of his dick uploads it to twitter and reads her tweers.
Girl 1 - 'OMG I was doing the wacky shirly last night to some random guy and I got like twelve new followers'
Girl 2 - ' I'm so doing that to my husband to night I need the followers'
wacky shirly by Cremedelacream January 16, 2016
A small minded person stuck in a small town. To have zero Insight or enlightened perspective. To be completely self absorbed to the point of blindly engaging with losers dipshits.
I should go to college..I dont want to end up A shirl.
A shirl by JusticeComes4usAll September 19, 2019

...And don't call me shirley 

Famous line from the comedy movie "Airplane!". Used when someone uses the word "Surely" in their sentence. "Surely" sounds like "Shirley" when spoken, and therefore making sound as though your name is Shirley, or talking to someone called Shirley.
"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious...And don't call me Shirley."
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