defined as the initial act of scoping out your restroom-stall choices. a person causally glances down at floor level, hoping to avoid an embarrassing and unwarranted entry into an occupied latrine.
"man, why don't people lock the stalls? i did a footcheck and thought it was empty, but when i opened the stall, i saw some guy in mid-wipe."
adj: Having an alcohol to blood ratio so monumentally fucked that one vomits up everything but their stomach lining, intermittent w/ apologies and various exclamations of 'I'm going to die'. One may be deemed 'flotched' if symptoms include insisting to the night manager that they be put on community service, being vulnerable to A+ Facebook hacks, or begging to have one's stomach pumped.
Man, that girl mica has me foutched up ..and I can't even have her.. "that's foutched up"
That girl mica has got me foutched up and I'm in the best handspossible for the rest of my foutched up life!