footched

The act of touching with feet. Usually used in a sexual context. *playing footsies*

She footched my vagina!

by Marie Connors February 11, 2018

footcheck

defined as the initial act of scoping out your restroom-stall choices. a person causally glances down at floor level, hoping to avoid an embarrassing and unwarranted entry into an occupied latrine.

"man, why don't people lock the stalls? i did a footcheck and thought it was empty, but when i opened the stall, i saw some guy in mid-wipe."

by oopspoops August 8, 2007

frotched

heavily intoxicated, drunk,

I was so frotched last night that I drove my car into the ditch...My son gets frotched every Friday night at his favorite bar.

by mustang sally July 15, 2006

Flotched

adj: Having an alcohol to blood ratio so monumentally fucked that one vomits up everything but their stomach lining, intermittent w/ apologies and various exclamations of 'I'm going to die'. One may be deemed 'flotched' if symptoms include insisting to the night manager that they be put on community service, being vulnerable to A+ Facebook hacks, or begging to have one's stomach pumped.

'Fuck I was flotched last night...'

'I know dude, I saw the pictures on Facebook'.

by qwertyuiop;lkjhgfdszxcvb456 May 10, 2014

Flotched

Drunk, incoherent, Intoxicated

Last night we got flotched.

by BayouSailor July 15, 2006

foutched up

Fuck around and find out the hard way..
OR..
IT CAN ALSO BE THE BEST FOUTCHED UP LIFE YOU WILL HAVE..
ITS UP TO YOU HOW U FUCK WITH FOUTCH...

Man, that girl mica has me foutched up ..and I can't even have her.. "that's foutched up"
That girl mica has got me foutched up and I'm in the best hands possible for the rest of my foutched up life!

by Foutch's Cooki August 3, 2024