footballhead

a white person's head that is elongated with the back of the head that looks like a football that you can kick around

this honkey got some real bulging footballhead, like a space monkey shot into space. i wanna kick it like a football.

footballhead by Pink Skinned Whitey March 20, 2010

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Football Head

Round, bald headed ugly looking mofo

Leon has a football head

Football Head by Football Head October 20, 2008

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Football Head • College Footballed

Football Head

A term created by me or AzureMidnightGemStoneDude2K3 back in 2020 to refer to Molly Peterson. But these “troublemakers” are not bad. In actuality they said an useless term.

Football Head

Football Head by CutePrincess Precurefan9000 December 25, 2022

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Football head

A big headed dummy

“Oh, that ryan? Like… the football head one?”

Football head by OldeEnglish&FortyFives March 20, 2023

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College Footballed

A football term for when an awful team (Professional, College, or High School level) allows 40+ points while simultaneously scoring less than 20 points.

A: Did you see how bad they lost?
B: Yeah, they totally got college footballed.

College Footballed by Idkwuttoputhere17 November 11, 2021

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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