foodjob

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Foodjob, fucking fastfood, usually a mcchicken, or any of the mcdonalds burger menu items.

Person 1: Can I have one McChicken
Person 2: You're going to give yourself a foodjob, No
Person 1: No man, no I'm not. I'm not gonna give myself a foodjob
Person 1: *does foodjob*

foodjob

foodjob by avaaan October 8, 2023

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National FootJob Day

Everyone has those secret guilty pleasures that we know everyone will find weird. One of the most common, footfetish. And what a better way to celebrate these pleasures than having NationalFootJob day! April 20 is the day anyone can give a nice Footjob to your friend that you’ve been noticing an attraction to feet.

“Yo did you see Derik looking at Sandra’s feet yesterday? He might have a foot fetish. Good thing today is National FootJob Day!”

National FootJob Day by RegularGuyWithSexDreams April 18, 2019

Hunter Footjob

Hunter Footjob is the act of receiving erectile pleasure from the touch of someone else feet and smoking crack at the same time while being video taped.

Bro, check out this video of me pulling a hunter footjob.

Got hunter footjob last night, check out the video its on my laptop.

I heard that girl is down for a hunter footjob

Hunter Footjob by Juicy plums October 25, 2020

Pantyhose Footjob

Heaven.

She gave me a pantyhose footjob. Slowly stroking the head of my cock with her pantyhosed feet until I climaxed unto her toes.

Pantyhose Footjob by crapmachine December 17, 2008

Footjob

The best a man can get.

My wand of lust got caressed so hard by a cute bit of crumpet last night that when I shot my gentlemens relish it nearly blew her toes clean off! Man I love footjobs!!!!!!

Footjob by El Chairman How June 5, 2020

Denny’s footjob

A footjob at the restaurant Denny’s under the table with syrup.

Bro Rhonda with the gazoombas gave me a wicked Denny’s footjob last weekend.

Denny’s footjob by CoolDaddyJohnson August 17, 2023

footjob

When she uses her feet to beat your meat.

In return for the foot rub, she gave me a footjob.

footjob by Anonymous September 11, 2003

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026