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Fooderbate

Eating something boring and fantasizing that it is actually something good. similar to masturbating but involving food and non-sexual
Last night I wanted Pizza so bad but I was broke and only had a loaf of bread so I fooderbated about Pizza while I ate boring toast.

I fooderbate about lobster all the time.
Fooderbate by Canucks Fan April 3, 2006

fooderbate

To fantasize about good food while eating crappy food. Similar to masturbating in that you are fantasizing.
"Did you see that Dominos Pizza commercial? Ooooooh I want Pizza now. Too bad I am broke. I guess I will eat toast and fooderbate about Pizza."
fooderbate by Canucklehead April 20, 2006

Foodstrated 

How you feel when you have difficulty finding something healthy to eat and you are hungry.
"I was foodstrated last night after work and ended up eating a bag of peanuts."
Foodstrated by foodstration February 24, 2012

federated 

1. Having to do with federal law enforcement.

2. A feeling that something just isn't right, like a set-up
1. "That vehicle is federated".

2. "Something federated is going on here, I just feel it".
federated by Gkelly September 12, 2005

Federated 

Being noticeable baked

This is used because the feds seem to be up "high" in power

A good thing to say if you are in an area where you wouldnt like to give away much he information

This is used best in school
Ex: "Hey Greg's you're looking pretty federated today"

"oh fuck really?"

Foodrated 

Foodrated. Pronounced foo drated. It’s the state of having enough (or more than enough) food in your system.
In a sentence: “I’m eating snacks while dinner is cooking bc I want be assured that I’m well foodrated.
Foodrated by D*Angel December 6, 2022