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folktard 

One whose knowledge of international folk dancing is limited, for example, to square dancing.
_Let's give this hambo (Norwegian partner dance in waltz rhythm) a try.
_I don't know a mambo from a mambo. I must be a folktard.
folktard by pentozali October 2, 2012
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Foldtard 

In poker, one who folds their cards prematurely, with a likely or guaranteed winning hand; also, one who fails to fold an absurdly poor hand resulting in multiple additional wasted bets.
The guy is a complete foldtard, he had a nut boat going into the River and threw his cards in.
Foldtard by Loose Mortar December 8, 2011
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focktard 

a.k.a. "fucktard", used to refer to a person that is a fucking retard
You're a focktard!
focktard by Nicknac March 11, 2003

forktard 

Common slang for forklift operators in industry but also refers to single minded, driven workers moving up in a corporation.
Same type useage as sporktard though more generalized.
Vice-president Johnson is a real forktard. He will make president in no time.

The forktard was tired after a long, hard day.
forktard by John Johnson Smith November 26, 2006

fooktardia 

A different version of fucktard . Only you can get away with this on Facebook as it's not such bad language but still means. Fucking retard
You are just a fooktard from fooktardia
fooktardia by Low rider August 30, 2023
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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