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Foldtard 

In poker, one who folds their cards prematurely, with a likely or guaranteed winning hand; also, one who fails to fold an absurdly poor hand resulting in multiple additional wasted bets.
The guy is a complete foldtard, he had a nut boat going into the River and threw his cards in.
Foldtard by Loose Mortar December 8, 2011
Related Words

focktard 

a.k.a. "fucktard", used to refer to a person that is a fucking retard
You're a focktard!
focktard by Nicknac March 11, 2003

forktard 

Common slang for forklift operators in industry but also refers to single minded, driven workers moving up in a corporation.
Same type useage as sporktard though more generalized.
Vice-president Johnson is a real forktard. He will make president in no time.

The forktard was tired after a long, hard day.
forktard by John Johnson Smith November 26, 2006

fooktardia 

A different version of fucktard . Only you can get away with this on Facebook as it's not such bad language but still means. Fucking retard
You are just a fooktard from fooktardia
fooktardia by Low rider August 30, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026