Short for fucked. You know how there's that phrase, mofo, where the mo is "mother" and the fo is "fucker"? It's sort of like that.
When using this to shorten the phrase "Fucked up", it is not necessary to say "fo'd up". "fo'd" will work.
Man, that Datura shit is fo'd. I went crazy for a day, and I still can't read anything.
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Man1: Man2, that fattie over there just got up, and look! He sat on your alienware laptop!
Man2: Dammit! He fo'd my ultimate gaming machine! Even my boomslang mouse is fo'd!
Man1: L33t.
Slang Italian definition, an ancient lenguage ancestor of the Italian, it litteraly means "and you who talks like that what do you want from me?? Go kill yourself breathing gas!"
Slang italiano, deriva da un dialetto antico, significa letteralmente "e tu che parli così cosa vuoi da me? Fai una cosa e vatti ad uccidere con il gas!"
-Hey, could you please send me your homework?
-no.
-E ka ti parl d acs da me c ve cercand Fo na cos vatt ad acck pugas
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!