6 definitions by Ober
Friendly name in the reptile community for Atheris Squamigera, a small african viper that looks like an angry dragon
by Ober November 28, 2020
Short for fucked. You know how there's that phrase, mofo, where the mo is "mother" and the fo is "fucker"? It's sort of like that.
When using this to shorten the phrase "Fucked up", it is not necessary to say "fo'd up". "fo'd" will work.
When using this to shorten the phrase "Fucked up", it is not necessary to say "fo'd up". "fo'd" will work.
Man, that Datura shit is fo'd. I went crazy for a day, and I still can't read anything.
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Man1: Man2, that fattie over there just got up, and look! He sat on your alienware laptop!
Man2: Dammit! He fo'd my ultimate gaming machine! Even my boomslang mouse is fo'd!
Man1: L33t.
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Man1: Man2, that fattie over there just got up, and look! He sat on your alienware laptop!
Man2: Dammit! He fo'd my ultimate gaming machine! Even my boomslang mouse is fo'd!
Man1: L33t.
by Ober June 14, 2004
Dubya refers to George W. Bush, as it is the Texan way of pronouncing his middle initial.
Ironically, this nickname he has adopted was coined by the liberal political writer Molly Ivins.
Ironically, this nickname he has adopted was coined by the liberal political writer Molly Ivins.
Republican: Dubya's got my vote!
Democrat: No way I'm voting for dumbsh... er, Dubya.
Remember, a vote for Nader is a vote for Dubya! And yes, Molly Ivins did coin "Dubya", and I'd know, so don't delete this definition
Democrat: No way I'm voting for dumbsh... er, Dubya.
Remember, a vote for Nader is a vote for Dubya! And yes, Molly Ivins did coin "Dubya", and I'd know, so don't delete this definition
by Ober June 1, 2004
An exceptionally powerful and high quality type of cannabis. To be one hit shit, the bud has to be good enough to get you decently high after only one hit.
I have encountered the legendary one hit shit. My friend the weed dealer a lot of something called Jamaican AK. One night, three guys, he, and I smoked five or six bowls (I forget) of this, myself having about ten hits of this over the course of two hours (I had already had a few hits of chronic beforehand). I was very fucked up, let me tell you that. It would have been fun had I not also felt like shit (high temperature/heart beat).
I was tripping for real on the one hit shit. Closed eye visuals and mental visions up the arse. I looked at the night sky through the trees and a couple of rainbow comets chased each other around. The night sky was full of green stars. My field of vision looked like it was pixellated, except instead of little square pixels they were little zig zag pixels. I went inside, crashed and watched TV that I couldn't understand, and I started having bad memories from childhood manefest themselves in abstract and disturbing ways. I rember a vision of a digital photo of a fat woman in an attic who's face was made of guacamole.
My friend Kevin and I thought this was laced, but we thought it over and decided that couldn't be the case (PCP and meth were ruled out because he was drug tested, and those two are ALWAYS tested). Then I told the weed dealer friend. "That wasn't laced," he said. "That was from my private stash. That was one hit shit."
I was tripping for real on the one hit shit. Closed eye visuals and mental visions up the arse. I looked at the night sky through the trees and a couple of rainbow comets chased each other around. The night sky was full of green stars. My field of vision looked like it was pixellated, except instead of little square pixels they were little zig zag pixels. I went inside, crashed and watched TV that I couldn't understand, and I started having bad memories from childhood manefest themselves in abstract and disturbing ways. I rember a vision of a digital photo of a fat woman in an attic who's face was made of guacamole.
My friend Kevin and I thought this was laced, but we thought it over and decided that couldn't be the case (PCP and meth were ruled out because he was drug tested, and those two are ALWAYS tested). Then I told the weed dealer friend. "That wasn't laced," he said. "That was from my private stash. That was one hit shit."
by Ober May 29, 2004
Dubbya (or dubya...) refers to George W. Bush, as it is the Texan way of pronouncing his middle initial.
Ironically, this nickname he has adopted was coined by the liberal political writer Molly Ivins.
Ironically, this nickname he has adopted was coined by the liberal political writer Molly Ivins.
Republican: Dubya's got my vote!
Democrat: No way I'm voting for dumbsh... er, Dubya.
Green Party: Isn't that nice of Dubya to back Nader? I wonder what happened there.
Democrat: No way I'm voting for dumbsh... er, Dubya.
Green Party: Isn't that nice of Dubya to back Nader? I wonder what happened there.
by Ober June 1, 2004
A computer running a Macintosh operating system, either the old Mac OS 9/below (aka Classic), or the current BSD-based Mac OS X. These days a "mac machine" is almost assuredly manufactured by Apple Computers, because for some stupid reason Apple decided some years ago that no one else but them could make Macintoshes. (Editorial: I miss PowerComputing).
This phrase is usually spoken by an older woman who knows next to nothing about computers, as would the phrase "windows machine". And it's not sexist of me to say that, because it's just a fact. There's nothing wrong with being an older woman.
This phrase is usually spoken by an older woman who knows next to nothing about computers, as would the phrase "windows machine". And it's not sexist of me to say that, because it's just a fact. There's nothing wrong with being an older woman.
Older woman: Excuse me? I am having troubles with my stupid mac machine. It won't let me connect to the internet!
Person: Let's see... it doesn't look like you have any means of connecting to the internet. No phone line, no cable modem, no wireless, nothing.
Older Woman: So?
Person: These things don't just happen on their own, woman.
*The Next Person Who Posts a Definition Here:*
Omfg Macinsuxors Computorz sukc asss!!!! never use em! i from da getto in odessa, texas!
--Example:
--gayass mac machine did sssomthing bad
Person: Let's see... it doesn't look like you have any means of connecting to the internet. No phone line, no cable modem, no wireless, nothing.
Older Woman: So?
Person: These things don't just happen on their own, woman.
*The Next Person Who Posts a Definition Here:*
Omfg Macinsuxors Computorz sukc asss!!!! never use em! i from da getto in odessa, texas!
--Example:
--gayass mac machine did sssomthing bad
by Ober June 16, 2004