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a sound created to scare elderly women while biking stoned
us:"FNER"
old lady: "aghhhhhhhh"
fner by happyboilarry August 21, 2006
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it basically means fuck. not in a good way either.
Hey dude you wanna go to my house and fner?
fner by simply rachel May 15, 2005
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Fnerd Fnerp fner F'nerks
A nerd, to the extreme, putting more emphasis on the person in question's nerdiness.

Put simply, it is the combination of the words "fucking" and "nerd". Fucking nerd = Fnerd.
You know, that guy Jake who works at Kinko's? He would be a lot cooler if he wasn't such a fnerd.
fnerd by chaseburgala August 13, 2009
A New Form Of Nerd, who's X-tremly smart and likes to Fuck alot with other nerds in otherwords he/she gets around alot.
"Dude look at that Fnerd" "Boy Id like to do that Fnerd..she/he'd do me any day.."
Fnerd by Cat Batz May 23, 2005
Nipple that is caved in to form a cone shaped indent.
Dan, your kids are gonna need freakin straws to get milk from your fnerps!
A bit of toilet paper caught in the pubic hair, larger than lint, but smaller than a wad.
Cheap toilet paper tends to leave a lot of fnerds. I picked off her fnerds before I kissed her cuchie.
fnerd by kejejoro October 13, 2006
A small piece of fuzz originating from deep inside the pocket of pants, jeans, or trousers.
"Did you want a piece of gum? I have one for you but it's stuck to a piece of fnerd."
fnerd by CopyPro July 29, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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