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flumpels
An unnecessary decoration in a (powerpoint) presentation that ruins all the slides.
Often background elements, swirly lines or separators.
Only use them if you can justify why you used them, like true love.
Often background elements, swirly lines or separators.
Only use them if you can justify why you used them, like true love.
flumpels by Cinnamon ｡^‿^｡ January 17, 2018
flumoniagitis
This is a combination of Influenza and Pneumonia that results in a case of Laryngitis. Worse than Flumonia because it lasts for weeks sometimes months.
After having Flumonia I wound up losing my voice for weeks from all the coughing and hacking. This is now known as flumoniagitis.
flumoniagitis by Mrenigma1122 December 19, 2009
Flumongu7s
''That car is flumongu7s''
''Where is he, he has been gone for a flumongu7s amount of time''
''when I get home im just going to flumongu7s''
''Where is he, he has been gone for a flumongu7s amount of time''
''when I get home im just going to flumongu7s''
Flumongu7s by alijkf April 10, 2013
Flummoxed
The confused, tongue tied and speachless state a boy falls into when the girl he's crushing on talks to him unexpectedly for the first time.
Friend: hey, did you finally talk to Heidi?
Boy: no, I saw her at lunch but I got all flummoxed.
Friend 2: I heard you were like a deer in the headlights.
Boy: no, I saw her at lunch but I got all flummoxed.
Friend 2: I heard you were like a deer in the headlights.
Flummoxed by Silvertonguedwordsmith October 8, 2017
Zoom flume
Zoom flume by Edie has small pp February 23, 2020
Flump
1 vulgar (noun) a fart with lumps. 2 (verb) the act of farting and ejecting an unexpected faecal nugget, nuggets or un spatter. Strong association with diarrhoea or excessive ale and poor food choices.
Grandpa Flump - Named after a fictional children’s character who played a trumpet – the act of flumping during which the ejecting flatulence has a tuneful or sonorous note. Often followed by the singing of the theme tune of The Flumps show as the enactor takes a walk of shame for a check wipe.
Grandpa Flump - Named after a fictional children’s character who played a trumpet – the act of flumping during which the ejecting flatulence has a tuneful or sonorous note. Often followed by the singing of the theme tune of The Flumps show as the enactor takes a walk of shame for a check wipe.
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