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flumes

A water ride found in most amusement parks, where you are inside either a boat or a log and you float down a trough.

Not as fun as a roller coaster, but you get pretty wet.
"You wanna go on the flumes? There's barely any line."
by xavier February 5, 2005
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Flumes

Flumes is used when something really sucks or is going rough.
“I failed my math test the other day
“Man that really flumes sorry”
by thecoolestboi May 25, 2019
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Flumes

The flumes is basically just a big bonfire where people gather and hangout for the night
Yo let’s go to the flumes this weekend ?
by Lyluh2004 April 10, 2022
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shit flumes

an intense, and very dangerous sport in which the brave competitors fire a projectile shit missile from the deep depths of their thundering anus down a series of complex flumes filled with many obstacles such as the giant flaming wall of gooch that should be avoided at all costs. the victor of this national event is awarded with the great golden shit of azregahn, presented my the great grand master of shit, the shit lord!

as a beginner you are not permitted to enter the higher leagues of shit fluming because it is possible for novice's with a lack of experience to loose limbs and their sanity
i had only been participating in shit flumes for a day when i had the whole of the left side of my body torn off by a level 70 power shit as i was spectating the race, i can no longer pronounce the word elephant or sing jingle bells in a high pitched opera fashion. yet the experience was so intense that i will continue to shit flume until i die!
by the shit lord February 17, 2010
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Chest Flutes

pl. n.
The beautiful pair of creations that evolution has so kindly and prominently molded on the upper ribcage of the human female. These can be skillfully played by a talented man by moving his fingers across the instruments, with or without blowing air across the mouthpiece contemporaneously, creating luxurious and melodious music.
The mademoiselle had such voluptuous chest flutes that Andy could not help himself from desiring to play a beautiful sonata on them all night long.
by the Emperor January 25, 2014
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flamescion

A word I have no idea how to pronounce. You probably don't either. Please help. Herrscher of WHAT.
Hey, how do you pronounce the FlameScIoN in the Herrscher of Flamescion?
by TutleScutle December 5, 2022
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Stinky dick fumes

What your dick gets if u don’t clean your foreskin good enough.
My girlfriend told all of her friends that she hates blowing me because I have stinky dick fumes.
by M Boogie April 17, 2020
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