fmiyb

Can you fmiyb tonight

Bro no I won't fuck you in my basement

Lol I asked you if you could fmiyb tonight and you said no fuck you than.

by KassWritesDefinitions July 7, 2021

FMITBH

Fuck Me In the Butthole;

a term used only under severe circumstances, when one is extremely screwed. This is a more intense version of 'fuck me' or 'fuck my life'. Commonly used when one's life is completely falling apart, and there is no other way to describe the way they feel.

1.) Man i have five papers due and three tests tomorrow. I have no boyfriend and I'm fat and ugly. shit. FMITBH!

2.) My best friend just ran over my brother. And I'm pregnant. FMITBH!

3.)I just found out my boyfriend has been sleeping with my mom. FMITBH!

by Jucyy Blochaa April 6, 2010

fmitbs

Fuck Me In The BackSeat.

From song Fer Sure Maybe.

Kick off your stilletos,

And fuck me in the backseat, (fmitbs)
Fuck me in the backseat.(fmitbs)

by Stalkerrrrrrr February 26, 2010

fmIBl

A term designed especially for IB (International Baccelaureate) students, which stands for Fuck My IB Life, and describes the feelings of wanting to sleep virtually anywhere, nerding it up, staying up doing homework til 5 in the morning, and losing sanity.

...fmIBl

by URfriendlyneighborhoodpornstar November 24, 2011

FMITB

FMITB stands for Fuck Me In The Butt.

Ali Breitenbach of yorktown invented this saying. she is a genius so please. use FMITB today!

Bri- ugh i have a bio test next period and i didnt study! FMITB
Alix- ahaha your gonna fail!

by alixxxx April 1, 2010

fmib

"fuck me in the backseat"

From the song: Fer Sure by the Medic Droid
Most excellent.
"kick off your stilettos and fuck me in the backseat!" *fmib*

by CaroCatastrophe January 14, 2009

fmitboac

fuck me in the back of a car

fmitboac please, and now.

by somebody you could know August 20, 2020