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FMITBH 

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Fuck Me In the Butthole;

a term used only under severe circumstances, when one is extremely screwed. This is a more intense version of 'fuck me' or 'fuck my life'. Commonly used when one's life is completely falling apart, and there is no other way to describe the way they feel.
1.) Man i have five papers due and three tests tomorrow. I have no boyfriend and I'm fat and ugly. shit. FMITBH!

2.) My best friend just ran over my brother. And I'm pregnant. FMITBH!

3.)I just found out my boyfriend has been sleeping with my mom. FMITBH!
FMITBH by Jucyy Blochaa April 6, 2010
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fmitbs 

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Fuck Me In The BackSeat.

From song Fer Sure Maybe.
Kick off your stilletos,

And fuck me in the backseat, (fmitbs)
Fuck me in the backseat.(fmitbs)
fmitbs by Stalkerrrrrrr February 26, 2010

fmIBl 

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A term designed especially for IB (International Baccelaureate) students, which stands for Fuck My IB Life, and describes the feelings of wanting to sleep virtually anywhere, nerding it up, staying up doing homework til 5 in the morning, and losing sanity.
...fmIBl

FMITB 

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FMITB stands for Fuck Me In The Butt.

Ali Breitenbach of yorktown invented this saying. she is a genius so please. use FMITB today!
Bri- ugh i have a bio test next period and i didnt study! FMITB
Alix- ahaha your gonna fail!
FMITB by alixxxx April 1, 2010

fmib 

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From the song: Fer Sure by the Medic Droid
Most excellent.
"kick off your stilettos and fuck me in the backseat!" *fmib*
fmib by CaroCatastrophe January 14, 2009

fmitboac 

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fmitboac please, and now.
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Pink Cloud

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Chancla

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Striver 

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SkyPesos 

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