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Horny friends

Horny friends are friends who like to talk about horny ass shit and some how get horny together

My best friend: Wait is it plastic or....
Me: No it's strap on
My brother: No it's a fucking machine
Me: No they all do the same thing geez, now we're horny friends

by KassWritesDefinitions June 11, 2021

Stupid

The people you go to school with

Boy: I really like this girl named Emily
Boy 2: well I heard she's a bit stupid
Boy: oh okay never mind then

by KassWritesDefinitions June 13, 2021

Biju Mike

......a green highlighter

Hey have you heard Laurenzside called Biju Mike a green highlighter

by KassWritesDefinitions July 9, 2021

Quandledingle

Quandledingle is a name my brother calls his friend. He is also part of a group called the Quandledingle Dick Suckers.

I ask my brother how I could join The Quandledingle Dick Suckers. He told me to join The Quandledingle Dick Suckers I'd need to suck a dick first so I said that shouldn't be hard. I was then like ayo what when did you and your friends suck a dick then and he told me they made the group so they didn't have to only new members have to.

by KassWritesDefinitions February 26, 2023

Ass

Attractive

Sexy
Skank

Hey you Ass.

by KassWritesDefinitions August 15, 2021

National Mgk Day

National Mgk Day is August 13th. Go celebrate the rapper on this date!

August 13th is National Mgk Day. This was confirmed by Mgk himself a made up date by a fan. Go love Mgk on August 13th! Mgk is amazing!

by KassWritesDefinitions February 26, 2023

fmiyb

Can you fmiyb tonight

Bro no I won't fuck you in my basement

Lol I asked you if you could fmiyb tonight and you said no fuck you than.

by KassWritesDefinitions July 7, 2021