An acronym for F_ck Miami F_ck F_ck Miami. Based off 2 Live Crew's F_ck Martinez, is used by Florida State fans to show their disdain for any of the Hurricanes sports teams, mainly football, especially during rivalry week. Can also be used year-round!
When life is so shitty that FML just won't cut it, you have Fuck My Fucking Life
George: "Man I just got kicked out, FML"
Ryan: "Oh yeah? My girlfriend is cheating on me with my brother, I just got fired, and my herpes test came back positive, FMFL!"
George: "Yeah dude, FYFL, freal."
Faffling is when a person performs a completely random and pointless act, e.x. Little Jae and David is gonna play a game. But instead of joining David, Jae is watching porn. Short for that is faffling
Guy 1: Dude come over to my house so we can drink!
Guy 2: Nah, I'm watching a newmovie with Verne Troyer!