flurmping

The act of tying a hotdog into a ribbon or knot

I like flurmping when I’m bored. It is a fun party trick

by Monstermash634 April 19, 2024

anal flamping

When your partner has piles and you are mid anal intercourse the piles swell too large and trap the penis within the anus.

"Mate got my tackle stuck in her lumpy porridge last night, it was some serious anal flamping"

by MattM18 March 18, 2015

flirping

The act of pleasuring oneself to the words of another party's flirtatious phone call, or other form of message, without that party being aware of one's pleasure.

"Dude, I think I'm a dad."
"I didn't know that could happen from flirping. Must've been a good connection."

by Matthew Dix June 10, 2008

flarping

a fatal form of live action roleplay, originating from the webcomic homestuck

she wasn't allowed to go flarping with her friends because her moirail thought it was far too dangerous

by kittenaya February 25, 2013

Flerping

an act of sounding like an alien.

Sarah was making a flerping noise at her cousin.

by Nemo Star April 3, 2019

fumping

When someone gets fucked and dumped immediately thereafter. Usually by a frat boy.

J: "I really don't see the point in fumping!"
A: "I heard Kiki was fumped by Cedric the other day. Poor her."
J: "What an asshole. But what did you expect from a frat boy such as him..."

by thre macs no cheezes January 6, 2021

Flumping

The act of flumping involves stuffing a flump marshmallow inside a volunteers bum 'ole and then proceeding to suck it out as romantically possible. Considered to be the most erotic and tasty act of sex.

Hey, baby. Are you down to flump?

Sure, I love me some flumping.

by Flump-Master April 27, 2015