flukery

The act of performing an accidentally successful stroke, as in billiards/pool, such as aiming to pot a ball in one pocket but accidentally managing to get it into another. Or, potting another advantageous ball altogether.

"That was a total flukery."

Most commonly practiced by people named "David" or "Brian".

flukery by YoLePoko September 5, 2014

Goober Fluker 

A person who is a massive goober but also likes to get fluky so, therefore, is also actually sexual. Basically Funny, weirdo, nice person who is also very good.

Wow, that was funny! You are a true Goober Fluker. Actually!

Goober Fluker by Carlosspiceyweiner December 7, 2018

flukey 

(adj., British slang) Lucky.

You broke your ankle stage-diving, received medical attention backstage, and then got to meet the entire band who invited you to spend your two-month convalescence at their country manor while they recorded their new album, regularly asking for your artistic input and dubious vocal talents as backup singer? You flukey bastard.

flukey by Kurisuchan June 19, 2013

flukey dukey 

When you feel like you have to poop, but when you sit on the toilet you don't have to anymore.

I woke up last night at 3am to go to the bathroom, but when I got there, I didn't have to go anymore. I had a total flukey dukey.

flukey dukey by Weskimo33 May 15, 2010

snow-flakery 

The act of being a snowflake.

O.P cease and desist your snow-flakery.

snow-flakery by flat earth scientist February 17, 2017

fluckery 

means to flicker;on and off;two faced.

"Yo im telln you son,jus yestaday she was all on my balls,Now mah ackn all sididdy..im tellin you son,on my mofha tha bitch is fluckery!"

fluckery by J Benefit November 9, 2007

Flakery 

Acts or statements that can be described as a “profile in cowardice.” Moral or ethical equivocation fit under this umbrella. The adjectival form of ‘Flakian’ (see: Flakian).

“Did you see that Senator refuse to do anything close to standing up for his/her previously stated principles? I’m so tired of their Flakery.”

Flakery by @PoliticalProletariat November 15, 2018