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Being Moral is the mask peasants wear to disguise their primal fear & habitual cowardice, so any act of cowardice or fear is passed off as an act of morality
Joe: Fuck Lester, I don't want a 19 years old model GF, I am a moral man

Bernard: Peasant please, why will a 19 years old model shack up with a Peasant?

Joe: Lester is not all of that...I swear I saw him chasing a junkie with ashy knees, he said it was for some movie casting

Bernard: As far as I know Lester is an all around Alpha, all his GFs are pretty. He has one for every taste. Lester helps guys get a taste of their fantasy...save some $ instead of wasting it on low value dates with plain hags

Joe: If you mean going to the concert, all I did was spend $80 on a friendly dinner with co-workers

Bernard: Well at this late stage of your life you have no other option but to be an Emotional Tampon that dines and appeases old hags...alternatively you can reach out to Lester, he can hook you up with one of his fine broads

Joe: Screw Lester, If I want I can get a fine girl on my own...Girls like him now because he spends big $ on them

Bernard: Decades ago Lester first GF bought him his first car a brand new Mercedes, a few years later his other Model GF bought him a BMW...He always had his way with pretty women & got paid for it...At his Mack stage of life he has extra $ good for him, you should be glad you went to school with him, make use of it & quit the moral jealous loser talk

Joe: I don't even have his number man & don't have his address motherfucker is always homeless

Bernard: Homeless he is, will text you his digits later...have a nice day Joe
by Felix Jabs Arnold June 09, 2019
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Something that society nowadays knows nothing of.

being moral is not proving something to others, being moral is proving something to yourself.

Being moral is not THINKING you know what you are doing is right, its KNOWING
what you are doing is right.

Being moral doesnt mean not watching TV, nor donating to charity (Although donating to charity is really awesome, it doesnt make a person good or worse than another, it just means that they are a very generous person)

Being moral is not adopting people from third world countries, or other things mentioned by people who have no idea what morality is.
For example: The Bible is what I consider a code of morals I follow by.

Being moral can best be described as being pure hearted, having chastity, having no sexual immorality, no drunkeness, being gentlemanly or womanly, being a good person, being good to others around you, having humility, going against what you know is wrong, being courageous in the face of adversity, and being noble.

Being moral is being true to yourself.
by Not Zane July 29, 2004
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Things that most people have which stop people from doing things that either:
1) are mean or unfair to other people or
2) have been outlawed by a higher power, such as the police or God, usually for the protection of others' health or rights.

Morals do not have a physical form, although some "codes of conduct" attempt to represent them.
Guy #1: Let's go steal some wallets!
Guy #2: But that's not fair to the people who own the wallets! You have such bad morals!
by Nottel Inyu July 12, 2009
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Always trying to do the right thing. Going against everyone else if everyone else is doing the wrong thing.
Telling the truth even if it is a circumstance that the person could get in trouble.
by Jessie February 02, 2004
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A word that is quite subjective, given that everybody has different morals. To say that some one can do "good", Good must first be defined. An act of moral goodness in one persons eyes may be abhorrent in anothers. To assert that one is a moral person would require that some definition of good be a universal constant, and due to the fact that everyone has different morals, we are left with few options.
A.solipsism
B.There are no morals
PersonA: Eating meat is horrible!
PersonB: My Culture eats nothing but meat!
PersonA&B: You're evil an immoral!
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Morals, what do we as humans know of what morals are. We know absolutley nothing besides what the bible gives us. Morals are not DOING GOOD THINGS UNTO OTHERS or trying to do good in the world. Morals are a strict code you set up for yourself to follow. Something you wont and cannot break. MORALS are something you develope or DO NOT DEVELOPE over time. Sadly, many men and women now adays have not developed any morals and are like animals, here to breed and prey on their natural instincts.
Zane: Micah, where have todays morals gone

Micah: To hell in a handbasket. Hopefully God will avenge his morals that no one has any more and people will eventually get the point.
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