Fluker

A person who is usually small in size. sometimes refered to as a hobbit. somtimes cruel and aggressive in behavior. greatly fears the mythical creature sasquatch.

That guy is so Fluker.

yeah he ran like a girl from that sasquatch.

Fluker by 23183875 May 11, 2011

Fluker Bye 

To falsify an excuse to leave the room for a short duration when your actual intention is to leave indefinately.

"Where did you go, I thought you only went to the toilet?"
"No, I was tired so I did a Fluker Bye and went home"

"Where's Rick, I thought he was only going to use his phone?"
"Nope, he did a Fluker Bye and went home"

Fluker Bye by Jason Halstead November 10, 2008

Fluker Bye 

To falsify an excuse to leave the room for a short duration when your actual intention is to leave indefinately.

"I thought you only went to the toilet?"
"No, I was smashed so I did a FLUKER BYE and went home"

"Where's Rick gone, I thought he was only going to use his phone?"
"Nope, he did a FLUKER BYE and is now tucked up in bed"

Fluker Bye by Jason Halstead November 10, 2008

Fluker's mindset

A cognitive bias where a person interprets their own success as a one-time accident, causing pressure to immediately reproduce it and discouragement when they cannot.

Noun: Her Fluker's mindset made her afraid to try again.
Adjective: He became Fluker-minded after his first viral video.

Fluker's mindset by Sandwich87 March 6, 2026

Goober Fluker 

A person who is a massive goober but also likes to get fluky so, therefore, is also actually sexual. Basically Funny, weirdo, nice person who is also very good.

Wow, that was funny! You are a true Goober Fluker. Actually!

Goober Fluker by Carlosspiceyweiner December 7, 2018

The Fluker 

When you are too lazy to do anything productive.

Boy 1 - Wanna go to the park?
Boy 2 - Nah I cba.
Boy 1 - Awwhh man you're being The Fluker!

XDXDXDXD

The Fluker by Flukers best friend <3 December 12, 2009

shlander-fluker-dandirff 

a language created by Lalit Kapoor, inorder to promote the creative human spirit, and the ability of humans to communicate in the most unorderly fashion possible. Thus making the uderstanding of the language itself a(n) paradox/mystery/dilemma/unethical.

I wish I knew how to speak shlander-fluker-dandirff, then I could help humanity.

shlander-fluker-dandirff by Lalit Kapoor February 23, 2004