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To be forced to pay for the contraception of women you are not having sex with.
The entire country has been fluked by that Sandra chick.
by cheekyT March 21, 2012
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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That bitch fluked, we were supposed to go on a double date, but hey, more pussy for me.
by edgarblah September 08, 2007
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To be blown off, stood up or turned down by a specific person.
You Fluked me last night when it was time to reciprocate oral sex
by Trenni May 26, 2016
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