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The acronym "Fast, Long, Urgent, or Complicated". Intended primarily for use in slack to describe posts or threads that do not belong in slack (because the conversation is too fast, long, urgent, or complicated).
"This thread is fluc'd, stop being a keyboard warrior and talk like real humans"
fluc by neuzilla July 9, 2024
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butt fluctuation 

the movement of curvy butts when women walk in tight jeans or shorts.
dude,behold the butt fluctuation of that gal in white shorts.
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flick flick fluck 

The origins of this word stems from the ancient lands of McLigz. It's a phrase that is uttered out from frustration. It's actual wording is an ancient derivation of the F-word, "FRICK", but with a mis-pronounced accent. To be used correctly, it must be said with speed and spontaneity. Execution is key as it only makes sense if used with the write accent and under the proper context.
McLigz: Damn lor, i got a wong fung ngai choong. I again win!
BoLigz: Ai yah! FLICK FLICK FLUCK!
flick flick fluck by Jerson February 7, 2006
exclamatory word: When you don't get the power you want playing mermaids because you just talk to animals when you sister mermaid can control them like her army and her tail is glittery turquoise and yours is just orange.

(fish luck)
"FLUCK Aquifina, I wanted to control them that is what I meant when I said I talked to animals."
"Well Desani you should have been more pacific its my power and I control the weather too."
"Well why the FLUCK is your tail glittery and mine isn't"
"UUUGGGH You always complain when playing mermaids. Fine your tail can be ombre orange into pink, But with the powers you are just shit outta FLUCK."
Fluck by Desani2009 July 5, 2022

flucksability

the degree to which fucking is possible or likely to take place
kat-come over next weekend because my schedule has more flucksability as my roommate will be out of town.
kent-perfect! that makes up for getting shut out at the picnic...
flucksability by dark korner September 24, 2016

Speed Fluctuator  

A person who continuously changes the speed at which they drive regardless of the speed limit.

An example of a speed fluctuator would be someone driving on a 55 mph highway fluctuating their speed between 50 and 60 mph. This very annoying behavior makes it impossible for the poor person stuck behind them to use their cruise control.

Fluctuweight 

When a person's weight seems to shift drastically every time you see them.
Sam: Hey did you watch Oprah today? Damn she's a fucking cow this week.

Paul: Yeah, she fluctuweights like air mattress with a leak in it.
Fluctuweight by Oliverrrr May 13, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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