Origin: The ancient Russian word "fluck" originated in the early 420's AD, during the Phillepe Dynasty. The duck was considered an extremely holy life form at this time, and due to the great amount of respect for these holy creatures, King Phillepe began to obsessively breed these animals inside of his enormous Russian compound. He began to notice a strange breeding pattern in which he later noted as "flucking", the extremely rare event in nature where a flock of wild ducks fuck together in an open area.

(v.) Flucking - When a flock of wild ducks fuck.
(n.) Fluck - The sight of flucking.
(v.) Flucked - When you are forced(raped) into a fluck by a duck or a flock of ducks.
(n.) Flucker - A living thing other than a duck(usually a human) that participates in flucks willingly.
"Whoaaa braaahh did you see all of that flucking going on at the pond earlier?"

"Fuck. That fucking flock of flucking ducks needs to fucking fly the fuck away and find another fucking place to fluck with other flocks of flucking ducks. Fluck me I hate flucks. Those fluckers."

"I was flucked yesterday... still picking feathers out of my ass."
by ZebraSeal May 15, 2014
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A substitute for fuck, similar to fruck. You can sometimes get away with it, but sometimes people will say you said fuck anyway, even if you didn't.
1. Say "oh for fluck's sake" in an Irish accent and TRY and say that's not funny. I DARE you!
by JB_Finesse December 03, 2005
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1.(n) a lucky fuck.
2. (v) the act of recieving a lucky fuck.
3. flucker (adj) a hot woman/ hot man who flucks ugly people.
1. - hot drunk girl: wanna fuck?
ugly guy: fluck yes *nose starts to bleed*
2. - ugly guy: this hot girl came up to me last night and said "do you wanna fluck coz i know you dont get a lot" so i said yes and we flucked the night away.
3. - Gem: omg Lana is such a slut! she roots anything that moves! even if they're fugly.
Layla: I know right, saucy little flucker.
by ooh lala May 31, 2008
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An alternative way of swearing that also pays tribute to 1950s bombshell actress Diana Dors, who's original last name was Fluck. The word is always capitalized when written to signify this.
"You've gotta be Flucking kidding me, man"

"I'm all out of Flucks to Give about this"

"Fluckin' A!"

"Who gives a Fluck?"

"There will be zero Flucks given about that, bro"
by 50sManOutofTime February 01, 2020
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