Fluctuweight

When a person's weight seems to shift drastically every time you see them.

Sam: Hey did you watch Oprah today? Damn she's a fucking cow this week.

Paul: Yeah, she fluctuweights like air mattress with a leak in it.

by Oliverrrr May 13, 2010

Fluxuweight

noun
1. Weight gained or lost from frequently-changing (fluctuating) eating habits or lifestyle choices.

I've been dealing with fluxuweight problems ever since the pandemic started.

by MC Key January 11, 2021