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Floundering 

Established Winter of '04. Used to describe the act of flopping around on the sofa all Sunday long. One resembles a Flounder out of water flopping as it gasps for air, in its case, water.
Floundering by Luis March 4, 2005
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floundering 

The act of taking ones hand and placing it in someone else underarm and shaking it as if it was a flounder out of water.
I am floundering my friend.
floundering by Scott17 March 21, 2008

Floundering 

The act of a football player faking injury, illness, or seizure movements, in order to gain the player’s team an additional time put.
Nicholls football fan: “Look! It’s Joe Remus down- he’s floundering ref, throw the flag!!!!”
Floundering by DancingLaLa January 3, 2020

Floundering Meatstick 

A penis that is not fully erect, due to alcohol, submerged in discharge from an infected vagina.
I was balls deep in this girl last night only to find out that when pulled out i had a floundering meatstick.

Floundering around 

The act of acting a fool
Quit floundering around Ant Laielli

Floundering out 

To have a bad reaction to a drug to the point of looking like a fish out of water usually a overdose

Also Another name for a seizure
Don’t do to much or you’ll be floundering out
Floundering out by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

genital floundering 

the gender neutral term for dicking around; messing around; a very cool name for a bar/pub
Bob: Hey man you studying?
Jim: Nope I'm just genital floundering instead.
genital floundering by Markus GP. November 7, 2013
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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