Floundered

Extremely intoxicated

I hit the town last night and got floundered.

by TJlovesDEREK January 13, 2009

Floundered

The act of being so shit faced that your face contorts into something resembling a fish, usually coupled together with losing the ability to open one's eyes.

Marcus was so floundered last night he fucked an Indian girl. Most likely because he couldn't open his eyes to see how hideous she was.

by kevbocutie November 22, 2011

Floundered

To fool, bamboozle, prank, or to get Punk'd, like the TV show.

Damn nigga! You got floundered!
Josh took hours.e what he thought was a bitch until she pulled out her penis, then Joe popped out of the closet and yelled damn nigga! You got floundered!

by Black Joe January 17, 2017

Floundered

Absolutely inebriated, under the influence to the point of being as useful as a fish

John was absolutely floundered last night!

by Pastaaaa January 28, 2022

Freshly Floundered

When a woman has recently contracted an infection in her vagina that releases a bothersome, fishy odor. Usually caused by bacterial vaginosis.

1)
"There is a 75% chance that the woman who just walked by us was freshly floundered."
"How can you tell??"
"She reeked of fish."

2) There's only a few reasons a woman ever smells like fish. You better hope she wasn't freshly floundered.

by K-Andy May 29, 2010

foundered

From the hills in Norn Iron we say that Foundered means we are cold.

The wind would founder ye!

'Am foundered, was standin out there all day long an' near froze!

by libbet May 15, 2006

Flounderbasket

Similar to the Alaskan Flounder Basket act, in this case a warm object such as a wet towel or a heating pad is put inside an un-douched vagina and then is removed and oral debaucheries are performed using said object.

A nice flounderbasket for a cold winter's day.

by ye olde internet May 24, 2014