Slightysativa's definitions

Early bird titanic

When your in jail and you wait till the first person falls asleep in a boat bed and everyone grabs that person’s boat with them in it and slides them into the wall while their asleep

Dude he fell asleep first should we we give him a early bird titanic

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

Lint trap

When a younger person is only attracted to older people usually with grey hair

She’s always going after the older men in the bar (she’s such a lint trap)

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

Shipwrecked

When your in jail and you flip someone’s boat bed over while their sleeping

I waited till he fell asleep and I shipwrecked him

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

In the navy

Spending a week or more on a boat bed in jail

That guy still sleeping on a boat?
Looks like he joined the navy

Man I had to sleep on a boat for a week I didn’t know I was in the navy

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

Red dotting

The act of staring at someone

Or when someone is laser focused on nothing

Check out that guy he’s red dotting me like a MF

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

Floundering out

To have a bad reaction to a drug to the point of looking like a fish out of water usually a overdose

Also Another name for a seizure

Don’t do to much or you’ll be floundering out

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

Frosted muffin

To cum on a larger persons stomach

I saw you with that heavy chick did you give her the ol frosted muffin?
Yeah I def pulled out

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024