The act of being so shit faced that your face contorts into something resembling a fish, usually coupled together with losing the ability to open one's eyes.

Marcus was so floundered last night he fucked an Indian girl. Most likely because he couldn't open his eyes to see how hideous she was.

Floundered by kevbocutie November 22, 2011

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Floundered

To fool, bamboozle, prank, or to get Punk'd, like the TV show.

Damn nigga! You got floundered!
Josh took hours.e what he thought was a bitch until she pulled out her penis, then Joe popped out of the closet and yelled damn nigga! You got floundered!

Floundered by Black Joe January 17, 2017

Floundered

Absolutely inebriated, under the influence to the point of being as useful as a fish

John was absolutely floundered last night!

Floundered by Pastaaaa January 28, 2022

Freshly Floundered

When a woman has recently contracted an infection in her vagina that releases a bothersome, fishy odor. Usually caused by bacterial vaginosis.

1)
"There is a 75% chance that the woman who just walked by us was freshly floundered."
"How can you tell??"
"She reeked of fish."

2) There's only a few reasons a woman ever smells like fish. You better hope she wasn't freshly floundered.

Freshly Floundered by K-Andy May 29, 2010

foundered

From the hills in Norn Iron we say that Foundered means we are cold.

The wind would founder ye!

'Am foundered, was standin out there all day long an' near froze!

foundered by libbet May 15, 2006

Flounderbasket

Similar to the Alaskan Flounder Basket act, in this case a warm object such as a wet towel or a heating pad is put inside an un-douched vagina and then is removed and oral debaucheries are performed using said object.

A nice flounderbasket for a cold winter's day.

Flounderbasket by ye olde internet May 24, 2014

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026