The act of being so shit faced that your face contorts into something resembling a fish, usually coupled together with losing the ability to open one's eyes.
Marcus was so floundered last night he fucked an Indian girl. Most likely because he couldn't open his eyes to see how hideous she was.
by kevbocutie June 04, 2011
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The true definition of a flounder is a shapeless woman who has neither breasts nor an ass. She is thinly shaped up and down much like the fish.
The flounder originally thought she was cute until she discovered that she lacked any sexual organ that would catch the eye of the opposite sex.
by Lord Price XI April 05, 2009
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Tits like 2 flounder fish. The type that need a belt rather than a bra
She hid her flounders with a nice belt
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 17, 2020
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A flounder is the act of pushing one's buttocks together while standing and defecating, resulting in two brown smears forming on each of the buttocks. These smears each are flat, brown, and circular, much like the shape of the flounder fish. Floundering is preferably done in the shower, so that one can simply rinse the flounders off when done, and no one has to know about it.
Matt told me about how he gave himself a flounder last night, and went into way too much detail. Gross!
by ehuzzah August 14, 2020
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