Floundered
Floundered by TJlovesDEREK January 13, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Floundered
The act of being so shit faced that your face contorts into something resembling a fish, usually coupled together with losing the ability to open one's eyes.
Marcus was so floundered last night he fucked an Indian girl. Most likely because he couldn't open his eyes to see how hideous she was.
Floundered by kevbocutie November 22, 2011
Related Words
Floundered
Damn nigga! You got floundered!
Josh took hours.e what he thought was a bitch until she pulled out her penis, then Joe popped out of the closet and yelled damn nigga! You got floundered!
Josh took hours.e what he thought was a bitch until she pulled out her penis, then Joe popped out of the closet and yelled damn nigga! You got floundered!
Floundered by Black Joe January 17, 2017
Floundered
Floundered by Pastaaaa January 28, 2022
Freshly Floundered
When a woman has recently contracted an infection in her vagina that releases a bothersome, fishy odor. Usually caused by bacterial vaginosis.
1)
"There is a 75% chance that the woman who just walked by us was freshly floundered."
"How can you tell??"
"She reeked of fish."
2) There's only a few reasons a woman ever smells like fish. You better hope she wasn't freshly floundered.
"There is a 75% chance that the woman who just walked by us was freshly floundered."
"How can you tell??"
"She reeked of fish."
2) There's only a few reasons a woman ever smells like fish. You better hope she wasn't freshly floundered.
Freshly Floundered by K-Andy May 29, 2010
Flounderbasket
Similar to the Alaskan Flounder Basket act, in this case a warm object such as a wet towel or a heating pad is put inside an un-douched vagina and then is removed and oral debaucheries are performed using said object.
Flounderbasket by ye olde internet May 24, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary
WhimZ
Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026