flottin

Doing too much

Awe yea she flottin fasho

flottin by Tinkthecat February 11, 2021

babby`s yed flottin 

babby`s yed flottin.....a babies head floating.
A steak pudding in a tray with mushy peas smothered in gravy. The staple diet of anyone from Wigan. Taken from the descriptive of what a babies head might look like if it was coming out of a bath full of gravy....a babies head floating

(on entering a chippy)

(assistant)..."Wot yavin love?"

(Wiganer)..." I`ll av babby`s yed flottin, wi a barm-cake"

(assistant)..."sauce?"

(Wiganer)..."Aye, brown"

babby`s yed flottin by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

Floating island of reprisal 

It's when you put toilet paper in a toilet bowl before defecating so that the feces float and achieve full throttle air contact so that the smell may stench the whole area. This phenomenon is commonly practised after bad hotel service.

Dude I left a floating island of reprisal at the Hotel! Dude the floating island of reprisal stenched the whole room!

Floating island of reprisal by Ascot1111 December 4, 2022

frotting 

Rubbing/holding/masturbating two penises together for sexual pleasure. Usually, both men stand or lie down facing each other so that the undersides of both penises touch along their entire length, allowing one person to masturbate both penises simultaneously.

The warmth of the other penis and the added stimulation from contact along the entire length of the shaft can create increased sensation compared to ordinary mutual masturbation (hand only). A finger inserted between the heads of the two penises will be lubricated by the combined pre-cum and may cause additional stimulation.

Also may be performed by holding together two penises which face opposite directions (side-by-side or one on top of the other), or by lying down in opposite directions .

"I don't like anal because when you pull out it gives you shitdick. I prefer frotting."

"My bro Jake and I give each other HJs sometimes when we're blue balling, but I tried frotting with him last night and came buckets!"

frotting by WhiskeyAndCigarettes November 7, 2012

Foul Floating Filth 

The nefarious process of creating a commode-filling, toilet tissue supported, shit-flotilla in an attempt to air-expose as much fecal material as possible, thus maximizing both odor and offence for subsequent, unsuspecting patrons; frequently deployed in the bathroom facilities of restaurants with poor service, gas stations with exceedingly foul rest room hygiene and other locations deserving of passive-aggressive retribution.

That restaurant had the worse service ever and the food was terrible; there'll be no courtesy flush for them; Foul Floating Filth coming right up...I've been eatin' corn and burritos , too...

Foul Floating Filth by YAWA September 11, 2016

Floating Rock Mentality 

The mentality were you have decided to fuck anxiety and worrying about shit. At this point in life you have just wanted to be happy and that is the F.R.M (floating rock mentality). WE ARE LIVING ON A FUCKING FLOATING ROCK SO WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT HOMEWORK!!! Go live your life! Life is short and you only get one so have as much fun as you can and live it up and experience everything!!

I have the floating rock mentality!

Dude just fuck it F.R.M.

The F.R.M. Is the way to live

Floating Rock Mentality by Floating Rock Mentality December 7, 2020

Flowting 

A rapper's impeccable flow that is in perfect synergy with the beat, allowing you to almost take any part of it and make it into a seamless loop.
A "floating" flow.

Person 1: Yo, Eminem was literally flowting in that fast rapping part of the Gnat song.
Person 2: IKR, flow so smooth like a floating Buddha.

Flowting by DigitalShady December 20, 2020