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Ass Flotsam
1) Floating wreckage in the toilet after taking a crap.
2) Debris and refuse from taking a shit. Not quite solid, but not quite water.
2) Debris and refuse from taking a shit. Not quite solid, but not quite water.
I had the flu last week. Man, you should have seen the Ass Flotsam in the toilet.
I trusted that fart and ended up with Ass Flotsam in my underwear.
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I trusted that fart and ended up with Ass Flotsam in my underwear.
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Ass Flotsam by core memory dump December 14, 2012
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Loose tea flotsam
loos tee flot-suhm
Noun
the small particles of loose tea leaves etc... that have could not be filtered out of a freshly brewed cup, mug, or tea pot of hot tea when loose tea is used instead of tea bags.
Noun
the small particles of loose tea leaves etc... that have could not be filtered out of a freshly brewed cup, mug, or tea pot of hot tea when loose tea is used instead of tea bags.
Professor Stiffupperlip: You were particularly careless today with my tea, Sarah. Far too much debris has exfiltrated into my Earl Grey.
Sarah, the teacher's assistant: Sorry Professor, that's just loose tea flotsam. I'll get you another cup. Perhaps, you should use tea bags instead of loose tea leaves for your morning cup of tea?
Professor Stiffupperlip: PERISH THE THOUGHT!
Sarah, the teacher's assistant: Sorry Professor, that's just loose tea flotsam. I'll get you another cup. Perhaps, you should use tea bags instead of loose tea leaves for your morning cup of tea?
Professor Stiffupperlip: PERISH THE THOUGHT!
Loose tea flotsam by Tsarstepan November 16, 2011
Flotsam Hippie
A hippie that has no real opinion. They only copy other hippies' opinions. They cannot defend their points and just act superior as a defense.
95% of all hippies are Flotsam Hippies.
Derived from the maritime term Flotsam, which means the trash thrown out of a boat that just floats in the water and goes where waves take it.
95% of all hippies are Flotsam Hippies.
Derived from the maritime term Flotsam, which means the trash thrown out of a boat that just floats in the water and goes where waves take it.
Flotsam Hippie by Flerpyderpypie August 27, 2016
flotsam
One who spends all waking moments on the weekend either drunk, high, or stoned. Will often be seen in bars, always carries a baggie, and constitutes a public nuisance.
see jetsam
see jetsam
flotsam by cervixexpress March 16, 2005
flotsam and jetsam
One of the most underrated Metal bands. Has been around since 1986, and Jason Newstead was their original bassist, which you all may know to have joined Metallica.
Flotsam and Jetsam are fucking awesome. "No Place For Disgrace" is their best album, and an important Thrash Metal album. If you don't like it, you simply don't like real Metal.
flotsam and jetsam by Think Outside The Box November 14, 2007
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