jetsam

1. One who steals pharmaceuticals earmarked for his/her significant other.

2. One who consistently drops baggies in toilets and sinks depite frequent requests from friends to "be careful".

No wonder they hid the coke from him he's a jetsam through and through.

by cervixexpress March 16, 2005

jetsam

1. One who steals pharmaceuticals earmarked for his/her significant other.

2. One who consistently drops baggies in toilets despite frequent requests from friends to "be careful".

No wonder they hid the coke from David - he can't escape his jetsam past.

by cervixexpress March 16, 2005

flotsam

One who spends all waking moments on the weekend either drunk, high, or stoned. Will often be seen in bars, always carries a baggie, and constitutes a public nuisance.

see jetsam

It's no wonder he slept with that 60 year old woman on Firday: he was in complete flotsam mode.

by cervixexpress March 16, 2005