hutch nuggets

Term reffering to a man's unused testicles in an emasculating/sexless relationship. The man's balls are described as if they were placed in a hutch along with other unused items only to be occasionally admired mockingly by the offender.
"Did you hear about Tom's Divorce?"
"Yeah, makes sense though. He had the worst case of Hutch Nuggets I've ever seen.
by Flerpyderpypie July 24, 2015
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Manifest Poop Destiny

The act of pooping a turd so long and in such a way that it falls sideways, touching the porcelain on the left and right of the bowl with each end of the poop above the water level.
Joe looked into the toilet, and the sight took his breath away. He had finally done it: Manifest Poop Destiny! The turd stretched gloriously from "side to shining side" of the bowl.......a single tear rolled down his cheek.
by Flerpyderpypie March 10, 2016
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brownie toss

The act of throwing a poop towards an unsuspecting victim and yelling "catch!!" as the turd is close, with the goal being for the victim to catch it before they realize what it is.
"Why can't you come out tonight?"
"I brownie tossed my sister and got dookie on her new dress....it was awesome!"
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by Flerpyderpypie September 01, 2015
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Flotsam Hippie

A hippie that has no real opinion. They only copy other hippies' opinions. They cannot defend their points and just act superior as a defense.

95% of all hippies are Flotsam Hippies.

Derived from the maritime term Flotsam, which means the trash thrown out of a boat that just floats in the water and goes where waves take it.
If you've ever used the term "spewing hate" you might be a flotsam hippie.....sorry.
by Flerpyderpypie August 27, 2016
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