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Florting 

Kissing that happens as a result of a formal handshake
'Did you see how firm his handshake was? He was definitely florting"
Florting by Flortygal November 4, 2018
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The act of listening to My Chemical Romance whilst speeding down a road

Inspiring by the trailer on YouTube for their new album "Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys" and the CAPTCHAs that appear in the comment box after you've posted too many comments. "Florking" was the word in the CAPTCHA box for the video and certain members of the MCRmy have given it this definition.
I would've gone into work today but I was busy florking on I-95 to "Na Na Na"!
florking by rockrgrl4ever15 September 25, 2010

florting 

Flirting while your drunk, a redneck, or a blonde.
"Dat der guy was dun florting with me..."
florting by Hamma Kuvula April 30, 2006

Florting 

Flirting for sport. Flirting so natural, reflexive and expert-level, it ought to be an Olympic sporting event.
A master of florting, she flirts the way other people breathe--reflexively, constantly, and if she stopped, she'd probably die.
Florting by CalliopeOrion April 17, 2019

Florping 

The act of masturbating or fapping to Warcraft or WoW related lore.
I can't answer the phone right now I am to busy florping.
Florping by Yaj Dkc February 3, 2012

Florting 

When you’re fucking a person and snorting blow off of some part of their body. Preferably off of someplace weeeeeeird.
You ever florting? It’s like drugs for your brain and yo dick.
Florting by Cassiafrass May 15, 2018
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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