florqing 

Flamboyantly and violently jorqing your shit til you bleed.

Person 1: I'm fucking florqing it
Person 2: Holy shit

florqing by Chezitoes December 12, 2024

Florting 

Kissing that happens as a result of a formal handshake

'Did you see how firm his handshake was? He was definitely florting"

Florting by Flortygal November 4, 2018

florking

The act of listening to My Chemical Romance whilst speeding down a road

Inspiring by the trailer on YouTube for their new album "Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys" and the CAPTCHAs that appear in the comment box after you've posted too many comments. "Florking" was the word in the CAPTCHA box for the video and certain members of the MCRmy have given it this definition.

I would've gone into work today but I was busy florking on I-95 to "Na Na Na"!

florking by rockrgrl4ever15 September 25, 2010

florting 

Flirting while your drunk, a redneck, or a blonde.

"Dat der guy was dun florting with me..."

florting by Hamma Kuvula April 30, 2006

Florting 

Flirting for sport. Flirting so natural, reflexive and expert-level, it ought to be an Olympic sporting event.

A master of florting, she flirts the way other people breathe--reflexively, constantly, and if she stopped, she'd probably die.

Florting by CalliopeOrion April 17, 2019

Florping 

The act of masturbating or fapping to Warcraft or WoW related lore.

I can't answer the phone right now I am to busy florping.

Florping by Yaj Dkc February 3, 2012

Florting 

When you’re fucking a person and snorting blow off of some part of their body. Preferably off of someplace weeeeeeird.

You ever florting? It’s like drugs for your brain and yo dick.

Florting by Cassiafrass May 15, 2018