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Flongus
A sentient piece of faeces that grows legs and climbs out of the toilet to eventually track down its owner and consume their body. Flongus are usually found to form after the owner has eaten their weight in food in one day (and survived), the flongus is actually just disgusted by the amount of food you eat and believes the world would be better without you. Once the flongus has completed its mission it will peacefully return to the toilet it came from and flush itself
Child: ahhh... 45kg of food in one day, beat that dad
Dad: son, whatever you do do not go to the toilet today or face the wrath of the flongus!
Dad: son, whatever you do do not go to the toilet today or face the wrath of the flongus!
Flongus by Kitchen🅱️ench June 13, 2018
Florus Legit
Matt: "i got tickets to the MCR concert man!"
Johnny: "Like Legit dude."
Matt: "Fuckin Florus Legit Bro!"
Brendan: "Yuuus!"
Johnny: "Like Legit dude."
Matt: "Fuckin Florus Legit Bro!"
Brendan: "Yuuus!"
Florus Legit by DeathwishJC January 26, 2010
Flongus
A term used to describe someone who has a rather loud assclap while dancing or shaking hips.
You will experience Flongus if you have not practiced your twerking skills.
You will experience Flongus if you have not practiced your twerking skills.
Jimmy: " Hey Jennifwa, wanna dance to Daft Punk?"
Jennifwa:" Sure Jimmy! My body is ready!"
*Jennifwa starts dancing to Around the World*
* loud clap sounds out of nowhere*
Jimmy: " Umm, Jennifwa, did you just Flongus?"
Jennifwa: "....sorry"
Jennifwa:" Sure Jimmy! My body is ready!"
*Jennifwa starts dancing to Around the World*
* loud clap sounds out of nowhere*
Jimmy: " Umm, Jennifwa, did you just Flongus?"
Jennifwa: "....sorry"
Flongus by Balls Are Handy January 6, 2013
flogus
A merging of 'fake' and 'bogus.' Used to describe something as exceptionally false, being both of false origin, and too absurd to be mistaken for valid. To deem someone's argument or assertion 'flogus' is to denigrate it to the lowest level of completely unintellectual discourse.
Can be used to describe something so unusual, outstanding, or cool, that it would never be believed when explained to one's friends
Can be used to describe something so unusual, outstanding, or cool, that it would never be believed when explained to one's friends
1. "Dude, that story is flogus!" (Negative)
2. "Dude, that wave was totally flogus!"
(Positive)
***In this use can be spelled 'phlogus,' thus adding a degree of 'phatness' to the mess.
2. "Dude, that wave was totally flogus!"
(Positive)
***In this use can be spelled 'phlogus,' thus adding a degree of 'phatness' to the mess.
flogus by Greg Bronstein, Sean Fitzgerald April 22, 2008