Snaguin

A mix between a snake and a penguin

My entire family was slaughtered by a pack of wild snaguins

by Kitchen🅱️ench June 05, 2018

Zucctophobia

The fear of having your Social media account (specifically facebook) hacked by a non-human

Jim: hey man why don’t you use Facebook so much anymore?
Bobby: oh... uhh... I have zucctophobia

by Kitchen🅱️ench June 05, 2018

Flongus

A sentient piece of faeces that grows legs and climbs out of the toilet to eventually track down its owner and consume their body. Flongus are usually found to form after the owner has eaten their weight in food in one day (and survived), the flongus is actually just disgusted by the amount of food you eat and believes the world would be better without you. Once the flongus has completed its mission it will peacefully return to the toilet it came from and flush itself

Child: ahhh... 45kg of food in one day, beat that dad

Dad: son, whatever you do do not go to the toilet today or face the wrath of the flongus!

by Kitchen🅱️ench June 05, 2018

Norm

The name given to someone who unironicaly laughs and refrences memes after they apear on 👏 meme review👏

Jim: hey man what’s up
Bobby: oh hey norm
Jim: what? No it’s me Jim, your best friend...
Bobby: have you seen the latest meme review?
Jim: hell yeah, can’t wait to use those new memes

Bobby: oh hey norm

by Kitchen🅱️ench June 05, 2018

Nopasitophobia

The fear of there not being a sequel to despacito

Bobby: *plays despacito 1* hey man why aren’t you dancing?
Jim: I... I have nopasitophobia

Bobby: oh... it’s okay man, I’m sure they’ll make a new one

by Kitchen🅱️ench June 05, 2018