A merging of 'fake' and 'bogus.' Used to describe something as exceptionally false, being both of false origin, and too absurd to be mistaken for valid. To deem someone's argument or assertion 'flogus' is to denigrate it to the lowest level of completely unintellectual discourse.
Can be used to describe something so unusual, outstanding, or cool, that it would never be believed when explained to one's friends
Buddy is the ultimate male spinster, Flogster if you will. He's that dog loving, unmarried, one balled, bald headed friend that lives to flog the log, jerk the gherkin, wank the tank shooting blankety blanks.
I fear that Buddy will ultimately succumb and settle for a spinster