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a big boy who happens to walk (and look) like a penguin. he may have a ton of freckles, and his freckles compensate for the mustache he doesn't have. yet, he somehow pulls it off. somehow this big boy made JV! hallelujah! he has a freckle on his tip, and requests girls to suck it off. he sometimes offers to uber girls to his house and make-out, (at one in the morning), but doesn't follow through with his request. then the next day, he is with a new girl (she's short and blonde). although a lot of people don't know him too well, he is a staple in all of our hearts
bro that kid walks like a penguin, i think his name is flopson.
flopson by giraffewaffa April 16, 2023
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Someone who lacks the ability to get 'it' up.
Jenny: "I pulled this guy last night, but sent him home...he was such a flopson!"
flopson by SongBillong April 13, 2009

Flopyonce 

Flopyonce the most flopped female artist #beyoce
Flopyonce stans getting brave with thier fave dead carear lmao
Spirit tease 98- out
Flop of the century
Did you see that flopyonce stan tease with spirit💀
Spirit 98-out-☠
Flopyonce by Hsuzuensizi April 23, 2020

Floponic 

Is a flop so huge as the one Christina Aguilera's last album Bionic. An album so hugely flopping it's a floponic flop.
Did you see Billboard's 200 chart this week that was one Floponic album.
Floponic by Liar2789 October 28, 2010

flopyonce 

Flopyonce the joke of the music indusrty.
Flopyonce stans get brave with spirit lmao
Did you see spirit debut at 98 lmao
Flopyonce career dead lmfaoo
Flopyonce stans getting brave on gaga while she outselling this old fad.
flopyonce by Hsuzuensizi April 25, 2020

flopyonce 

Flopyoce the joke of the century

Flopyonce the most flopped female artist beyonce
Flopyonce stans getting brave with spirit lmao
Did you see that flopyonce stan getting brave lmao
Spirit tease
Ur fad is over
flopyonce by Hsuzuensizi April 23, 2020

flopdonger 

N. (comes from the latin word flochilofusdongi which means horse dick)

A large soft penis.
my flopdonger is itchy. Clay hit adam in the face with his flopdonger
flopdonger by the supervisor March 31, 2004