a big boy who happens to
walk (and look) like a penguin. he
may have a ton of freckles, and his freckles compensate for the mustache he doesn't have. yet, he somehow pulls it off. somehow this big boy made
JV! hallelujah! he has a freckle on his
tip, and requests girls to suck it off. he sometimes offers to uber girls to his house and make-out, (at one in the morning), but doesn't follow through with his request. then the next
day, he is with a new girl (she'
s short and blonde). although a lot of people don't know him too well, he is a staple in all of our hearts