Flotson

A Man who is confused about his ability to be an authority figure

Although Steve was a flotson, he still was able to command respect from his fellow employees

by Hogstomper February 13, 2009

flopson

a big boy who happens to walk (and look) like a penguin. he may have a ton of freckles, and his freckles compensate for the mustache he doesn't have. yet, he somehow pulls it off. somehow this big boy made JV! hallelujah! he has a freckle on his tip, and requests girls to suck it off. he sometimes offers to uber girls to his house and make-out, (at one in the morning), but doesn't follow through with his request. then the next day, he is with a new girl (she's short and blonde). although a lot of people don't know him too well, he is a staple in all of our hearts

bro that kid walks like a penguin, i think his name is flopson.

by giraffewaffa April 16, 2023

flopson

Someone who lacks the ability to get 'it' up.

Jenny: "I pulled this guy last night, but sent him home...he was such a flopson!"

by SongBillong April 13, 2009

Flonson Johnson

When you get an erection while listening to any music performed by Waka Flocka Flame.

I was listening to "No Hands" the other day and all of a sudden I had a Flonson Johnson.

by ManusMallard May 9, 2023

Flopsona

A sona relating to anything that biologically residing in the ocean.

Bro, Check out my Flopsona, it's a jellyfish.

by Just a JJBA Weeb June 29, 2021