Flotson 

A Man who is confused about his ability to be an authority figure

Although Steve was a flotson, he still was able to command respect from his fellow employees

Flotson by Hogstomper February 13, 2009

flopson 

a big boy who happens to walk (and look) like a penguin. he may have a ton of freckles, and his freckles compensate for the mustache he doesn't have. yet, he somehow pulls it off. somehow this big boy made JV! hallelujah! he has a freckle on his tip, and requests girls to suck it off. he sometimes offers to uber girls to his house and make-out, (at one in the morning), but doesn't follow through with his request. then the next day, he is with a new girl (she's short and blonde). although a lot of people don't know him too well, he is a staple in all of our hearts

bro that kid walks like a penguin, i think his name is flopson.

flopson by giraffewaffa April 16, 2023

flopson 

Someone who lacks the ability to get 'it' up.

Jenny: "I pulled this guy last night, but sent him home...he was such a flopson!"

flopson by SongBillong April 13, 2009

Flonson Johnson

When you get an erection while listening to any music performed by Waka Flocka Flame.

I was listening to "No Hands" the other day and all of a sudden I had a Flonson Johnson.

Flonson Johnson by ManusMallard May 9, 2023

Flopsona 

A sona relating to anything that biologically residing in the ocean.

Bro, Check out my Flopsona, it's a jellyfish.

Flopsona by Just a JJBA Weeb June 29, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020