flopportunity

A flopportunity is an opportunity that was passed up or ruined.

I can't believe Shauna didn't apply for Harvard even when she knows half of the board! What a total flopportunity.

by lambdaradiation October 28, 2013

USB Flip Flop

The bending of the laws of physics when you try to plug in a USB, it doesn't fit, you flip it, it doesn't work, and you have to flip it a third time. Possible explanation: all USB devices exist in a four-dimensional plane.

Guy 1: Can you plug in my phone?
Guy 2: Sure!
Guy 1: ...
Guy 1: What's taking so long...?
Guy 2: Sorry, I'm doing the USB Flip Flop.

by lambdaradiation December 19, 2012

Cookiefuck

The entrance to a fat girl's heart through a cookie in the vagina a la 'Insert Coin'.

Mike: Dude you totally got laid last night.
Juan: Really? Shit I was so drunk
Mike: Yeah with Emily too
Juan: OH GOD NO.
Mike: I was surprised too, she's a big conservative but you cookiefucked her pretty bad.

by lambdaradiation February 28, 2014

one square wonder

A miraculous event where only 1 square of toilet paper is required.

I just totally took a 3 hour dump and supringly, it was a one square wonder.

by lambdaradiation March 03, 2014

Poppin

adj. Looking good, cool

Used to mean 'what's happening'.

New Meaning: Man those shoes n' shirt look poppin.
Old Meaning: Yo, what's poppin?

by lambdaradiation March 07, 2014

To diarrhea for

If something is "to diarrhea for", it is so good, it's worth the later stomach trouble. (derivative of "to die for")

Guy 1: "Hey man, that Doritos Locos Tacos looks awesome!"

Guy 2: "Dude, is it worth it?"

Guy 1: "Man, it's totally to diarrhea for.

by lambdaradiation October 20, 2013