Definitions by lambdaradiation

Poppin 

adj. Looking good, cool

Used to mean 'what's happening'.

New Meaning: Man those shoes n' shirt look poppin.
Old Meaning: Yo, what's poppin?

Poppin by lambdaradiation March 7, 2014

one square wonder 

A miraculous event where only 1 square of toilet paper is required.

I just totally took a 3 hour dump and supringly, it was a one square wonder.

one square wonder by lambdaradiation March 3, 2014

Cookiefuck 

The entrance to a fat girl's heart through a cookie in the vagina a la 'Insert Coin'.

Mike: Dude you totally got laid last night.
Juan: Really? Shit I was so drunk
Mike: Yeah with Emily too
Juan: OH GOD NO.
Mike: I was surprised too, she's a big conservative but you cookiefucked her pretty bad.

Cookiefuck by lambdaradiation February 28, 2014

flopportunity 

A flopportunity is an opportunity that was passed up or ruined.

I can't believe Shauna didn't apply for Harvard even when she knows half of the board! What a total flopportunity.

flopportunity by lambdaradiation October 28, 2013

To diarrhea for

If something is "to diarrhea for", it is so good, it's worth the later stomach trouble. (derivative of "to die for")

Guy 1: "Hey man, that Doritos Locos Tacos looks awesome!"

Guy 2: "Dude, is it worth it?"

Guy 1: "Man, it's totally to diarrhea for.

To diarrhea for by lambdaradiation October 20, 2013

USB Flip Flop 

The bending of the laws of physics when you try to plug in a USB, it doesn't fit, you flip it, it doesn't work, and you have to flip it a third time. Possible explanation: all USB devices exist in a four-dimensional plane.

Guy 1: Can you plug in my phone?
Guy 2: Sure!
Guy 1: ...
Guy 1: What's taking so long...?
Guy 2: Sorry, I'm doing the USB Flip Flop.

USB Flip Flop by lambdaradiation December 19, 2012