A person who is known to be in constant contention with their parents, usually over some domestic duties such as cleaning or taking out the garbage. Typically these people listen to Taylor Swift songs on repeat. Other indicators of floopterness are: interrupting parents while talking, not sitting still at the dinner table, arguing with siblings.
Ie: Aubrey and Willow, yah couple 'ah floopters! Clean up this mess!
Buddy is the ultimate malespinster, Flogster if you will. He's that dog loving, unmarried, one balled, bald headed friend that lives to flog the log, jerk the gherkin, wank the tank shooting blankety blanks.
I fear that Buddy will ultimately succumb and settle for a spinster
Cheyanne: What's your favorite animal?
Daysha: Obviously a flobster!
Cheyanne: What the f*ck is a flobster?!
Daysha: It's a flying lobster of course! It's in the name!
Cheyanne: Okay.......
The legendary flobster zoomed past the children, too fast to be seen by the naked eye.