flooster
Vag, chicane
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Flooster
To help protect herself and others this season from the flu and Covid, Karen should get her flooster shot.
Flooster by wolfmnsbro November 1, 2022
floosted
To describe something as "messed up" or "bad."
The term was coined in late 2020 by Noob "Boring" Dog and Marcus.
The term was coined in late 2020 by Noob "Boring" Dog and Marcus.
floosted by YeehawCowboy28 November 16, 2020
Floopter
A person who is known to be in constant contention with their parents, usually over some domestic duties such as cleaning or taking out the garbage. Typically these people listen to Taylor Swift songs on repeat. Other indicators of floopterness are: interrupting parents while talking, not sitting still at the dinner table, arguing with siblings.
Floopter by dadoftwinsfml August 30, 2019
Flogster
Buddy is the ultimate male spinster, Flogster if you will. He's that dog loving, unmarried, one balled, bald headed friend that lives to flog the log, jerk the gherkin, wank the tank shooting blankety blanks.
I fear that Buddy will ultimately succumb and settle for a spinster
I fear that Buddy will ultimately succumb and settle for a spinster
Flogster by MissTinker December 13, 2016
Flobster
Cheyanne: What's your favorite animal?
Daysha: Obviously a flobster!
Cheyanne: What the f*ck is a flobster?!
Daysha: It's a flying lobster of course! It's in the name!
Cheyanne: Okay.......
Daysha: Obviously a flobster!
Cheyanne: What the f*ck is a flobster?!
Daysha: It's a flying lobster of course! It's in the name!
Cheyanne: Okay.......
Flobster by Frank'sFavoriteFlobster.org February 8, 2019
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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