floortime

where you lay on the floor on your back in the dark and just exist

hey dude ill ttyl. i rlly need some quality floortime

floortime by squishmaus September 5, 2022

floortime

when you lay on the floor in the dark on your back

hey dude ill ttyl. i could really go for some good floortime rn

floortime by squishmaus September 18, 2022

floortje

Floortje is a amazing and loyal friend. Her name means ‘Flowering’ in Latin. This describes her personality perfectly! She is always trying to bring positivity to the world and help people. But because she is insure about herself, she doesn’t always shows her geest personality. But she Will grow up in to a strong and beautiful woman. She is the girl everyone wants. But no one can get. You’re lucky to be her friend.

Floortje is my Best Friend!

floortje by Lovedoctorx May 3, 2018

Floortje

Sexy, intelligent woman. She is loyal when she finds the man of her life. She loves hanging out with friends. She can be hard to people but she is a sweet little girl. Nice booty and everyone loves it. She is very active.

She is just like a Floortje
Kind and intelligent

Floortje by 123girlindia July 15, 2019

floories 

The more appropriate term for the date-rape drug roofie, since victims are more likely to end up on the floor than the roof.

girl 1: i don't remember a thing last night, i think someone slipped me roofies!
girl 2: you know it's more politically correct to be "floories."
girl 1: i don't care! i might have been raped!
guy: oh shut up. you did not get flooried; you got drunk at the bars and you took me back to your place, you drunk bitch.
girl 1: oh.

floories by tbombz November 14, 2009

Floorsome 

Kind of like floor porn. This involves the floor, another person and you doing really inappropriate things that can lead to STDs and babies you don't really want. Best to do this on a blanket.

It was 3:00AM in Chicago and I had just finished an amazing cherry slurpee from 7 Eleven. Chad was like "Lets have a floorsome and call it a night." I of course said yes! No one says no to a floorsome.

Floorsome by DJ Scratchy Patch October 7, 2012

Flooptie Oopties 

A violent case of diarrhea, extremely loose stools

John had a case of the flooptie oopties.

Flooptie Oopties by Dutch1950 June 24, 2018