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where you lay on the floor on your back in the dark and just exist
hey dude ill ttyl. i rlly need some quality floortime
floortime by squishmaus September 5, 2022
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when you lay on the floor in the dark on your back
hey dude ill ttyl. i could really go for some good floortime rn
floortime by squishmaus September 18, 2022
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Floortje is a amazing and loyal friend. Her name means ‘Flowering’ in Latin. This describes her personality perfectly! She is always trying to bring positivity to the world and help people. But because she is insure about herself, she doesn’t always shows her geest personality. But she Will grow up in to a strong and beautiful woman. She is the girl everyone wants. But no one can get. You’re lucky to be her friend.
Floortje is my Best Friend!
floortje by Lovedoctorx May 3, 2018
Sexy, intelligent woman. She is loyal when she finds the man of her life. She loves hanging out with friends. She can be hard to people but she is a sweet little girl. Nice booty and everyone loves it. She is very active.
She is just like a Floortje
Kind and intelligent
Floortje by 123girlindia July 15, 2019

floories 

The more appropriate term for the date-rape drug roofie, since victims are more likely to end up on the floor than the roof.
girl 1: i don't remember a thing last night, i think someone slipped me roofies!
girl 2: you know it's more politically correct to be "floories."
girl 1: i don't care! i might have been raped!
guy: oh shut up. you did not get flooried; you got drunk at the bars and you took me back to your place, you drunk bitch.
girl 1: oh.
floories by tbombz November 14, 2009

Floorsome 

Kind of like floor porn. This involves the floor, another person and you doing really inappropriate things that can lead to STDs and babies you don't really want. Best to do this on a blanket.
It was 3:00AM in Chicago and I had just finished an amazing cherry slurpee from 7 Eleven. Chad was like "Lets have a floorsome and call it a night." I of course said yes! No one says no to a floorsome.
Floorsome by DJ Scratchy Patch October 7, 2012

Flooptie Oopties 

A violent case of diarrhea, extremely loose stools
John had a case of the flooptie oopties.
Flooptie Oopties by Dutch1950 June 24, 2018
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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